GunStarHero

EVERYTHING IS GOING TO KILL US ALL AND BRING ABOUT THE APOCALYPSE! KILLER BEES! KILLER ANTS! SARS! E-BOLI! WEST NILE VIRUS! ZEROES ON A COMPUTER! ZIKA! AHHHHHH!

You can't fool me, you clever little broom.

Not much reason at all. Other than being able to blame them for whatever people are mad about that day.

Did you ever find that avatar I was asking about, KN?

Bitches be trippin'.

Stick upside down.

At this point, futa is about all ever go for.

Do I just mention I live in the desert or do I need to report the temperature to win the thread and/or get ignored because I live in the desert?

I get my pumpkin bagels so idc.

I still need to finish unpacking. Bleh. Gotta get the game room set up this month so it'll be ready for the big party next month.

I am shamed!

She ain't on here.

That stupid tower out here in Vegas still has his name on it.

The vast majority of my friends smoke or drink heavily. Some of them I'm not worried about because that have seemingly enclyopedic knowledge on what they're taking/drinking. Others are reckless, two have even died. I worry about the ones abusing drugs or alcohol cause its obvious they're chasing that high and destroying themselves in the process.

Never smoked anything, including cigarettes. Never taken any drugs. Didn't drink til I was 21 and my first drink was a Seagrams daiquiri that had like 3% alcohol lol. Even now I barely drink and when I do I don't even get drunk.

I feel like a little Straight Edge schoolgirl on this forum sometimes.

IT KEEPS HAPPENING.

I used to walk 7 miles to and from work everyday for a grand total of 14 miles (plus all the walking I was doing at work all day). Never got tired from it and I got these big ole Chun-Li legs so I imagine I could at least double those miles before getting tired if I'm just walking.

Luuv was not a fan of any of these. (But I had him on the ropes with that last one. Or so I tell myself, anyways.)

Nope. Not accepting friend requests from peeps here.

Wait, what did I do!? ohno

I was mostly submitting them as jokes. Even told him that and submitted one serious one.