GunStarHero

I have Max Steel VHS that I haven't watched yet. Just saw it in a record store and added it to the pile of dirt cheap tapes.

I very randomly met him about 3 years ago. Was flying from Austin to Dallas and he was seated beside me along with a girl that I assume was an assistant of some kind. Funny guy.

Sends? That's not your style, kid. Take it by force!

She sounds lovely, Zeni. When's the wedding?

A crazy bitch.

I'll take both.

I don't talk to her yo.

She'll be 18 next month, you saucy little minx.

Yea. She's also underage.

My sister is blind, so there's that.

Just make sure whomever you choose is up to it. Don't want another Yukio Mishima situation on our hands.

Well that's just common sense.

As someone that regularly deals with irate, and often drunk customers, I love it when a customer tells another one off for being unreasonable/rude. It's a rare occurrence, though, sadly.

Didn't care for Force Awakens. I mean it was really just a retelling of A New Hope in a lot of ways, and not that that's a bad thing I just didn't enjoy it all the more because of that. Felt like Rogue One was better, honestly, but maybe I just really enjoyed seeing Donnie Yen's character.

I actually prefer dating women but online lesbian dating is a literal dumpster fire. All the ladies expect the make a profile and just wait for the messages to start rolling in. But when it's all women, virtually no messages go out and everyone sits there until someone proactive comes in and tries to write a message. But most of the time the few messages anyone receives are ignored for trivial reasons and appearance reigns supreme.

That's her job. Her appearance is a major part of her job. God forbid she cleans herself more than you do. I'm sure you don't think it's real work, but it's a job nonetheless.

I worked in a hot ass warehouse in Texas for 2 years and still kept myself clean and presentable. You can troll better than this.

You don't Nomi!

I take a bath after I've already showered. Not something I do to clean myself; purely for relaxation.

If you ever get a call from a woman while she's at work, there's like a 90% chance she's on the toilet during the call. Always trips me out at work.

No but I've played video games from my tub and engaged in all out warfare and/or reenacted the sinking of the Titanic with my action figures.

This ass-whooping brought to you by Flex Tape.

I mean, women always get more messages, whether we want to or not.

Better than my date last Wednesday. We met up at the big mall out here so we could pick a restaurant to get dinner at. Instead he picks the Panda Express in the food court and gets me one of the meals. We don't even finish eating and he gets us bags and says "Let's go to GameStop." So we walk over there, he buys two Pokemon games for his DS and is like "Well it was fun, let's do this again sometime" and he just walks off. Whole thing was over in 15 mins and I ended up walking around the mall myself. Maybe he was nervous, cause he texted me later about playing PUBG and I just ignored him. As heartless as it sounds, I have too many options to try and salvage every interaction.