GunStarHero

My legs used to be massive, both from playing soccer and working in a warehouse for years. They're still big but the muscles have atrophied a lot so it's just the shape, now. I don't think my legs have buckled since I was a little kid and first started playing soccer.

I see it every day at work. I'm convinced that old people are a destructive force of nature.

As am I. Shit ran like a clogged toilet.

This could easily have been real. Wal-Mart employees don't give a shit and those signs are meant to be swapped out easily for seasonal sales. It would have been incredibly easy for both an employee or a customer to slap it up there long enough for a picture.

Chris Evans. Had a crush on him ever since that whipped cream scene in Not another Teen Movie.

What? No. I'm gonna die soon and just help those around me as much as possible until Im dead.

That's a jal-apple-no, ya mook!

How tall are you? I'm supposed to be around 170lbs but I'm a little heavier atm.

I couldnt even get people to suggest or pitch new smileys. Just kinda feel like a hall monitor at this point.

We could get lit and jump off stuff.

Trying to get myself an Akita puppy by the end of the year >> Maybe sooner.

TIME TO BUY ALL THE TYCOON GAMES! (I was playing Game Dev Tycoon not too long ago )

I never existed at all!

1. Halo 2 (if only for multiplayer alone) 2. Red Faction Guerrilla 3. Burnout 3 Takedown 4. Super Smash Bros. Melee 5. World of Warcraft: The Wrath of the Lich King

I was paying about $25-30 at my apartment until the summer hit. With all these 110+ degree days, I was happy to run the AC and pay $90 instead. Curious to see how much the power will cost at the new house, though.

Did you read that I sent you? >.>

Exhausted. Finished moving last night at about midnight. Went to work for 12 hours on the busiest day of the week. Served over 1,000 people during my shift. Glad it's over. AND WHAT ABOUT YOU, HMMM?

I feel like this is one of those situations where you see someone waving, and you wave back, only to realize they were waving at someone else.

I just float between the holy trinity of my room, the bathroom, and the kitchen.

Then she is clearly afraid of it. SHE FEARS THE GIRTH.

I told you to ask Poof!

Pssh, whatever, man. We're not worthy of seeing the real deal. Assuming of course it can be seen in the first place.

Firefox used to be my porn browser. But it has brought dishonor on itself.

Are you trying to get hate fucked? Cause that's how you get hate fucked.

Pfft mine is still the biggest.