GunStarHero

1. Parmesan 2. Mozzarella 3. Colby Jack 4. Swiss 5. Meunster 6. Havarti 7. Provolone 8. Gouda 9. Monterey Jack I know there was White Cheddar, Pepperjack, and Smoked Gouda but I don't believe I have any left atm.

I think I have like 9 different cheeses in my fridge atm.

Probably. Who knows what's going on down there when I'm not looking.

Why you gotta bring me down with you? (And him.)

Eli Porter

Text/message me if you want.

New kitten.

Tripped me out back in April when I found both Crystal Pepsi and Surge in the same gas station. Crystal Pepsi is honestly just clear Pepsi with more sugar.

IS PUNY!

I'M DA BIGGEST

"Hi, I'm Zenigundam and welcome to Jackass!"

We didn't hash all that out but I was expected to be submissive in the bedroom but not to a point of ruining the whole operation.

Part of my family is Chinese, as was the other family. However, they owned a coal mine or some shit in China so they were loaded. The idea was to have him marry me and we would stay together for 7 years and then divorce. He'd get his green card and I'd get $15,000 a year and another $15,000 once he got his card. We would stay married longer than was required for his card to help us look legit. We were to sign prenuptials to protect our individual assets, among other things. I was chose because of the ties to their family, my age, heritage, etc. They wanted another Chinese person if possible or a white person if they couldn't find what they were looking for. I'm mixed. Mostly Scottish but part Chinese. I technically fit the bill and they liked that I had Chinese heritage but looked mostly white, the best of both worlds, as they said. Was considering doing it, because I was going to be pampered and flown around the world with their son for his vacations. We Skyped and I was to meet the family that winter, all expenses paid trip to China. He and I met in person several times to discuss this whole thing and it was looking like it would happen. Then I found out the money would go through my mother first, she being their contact and friend. I also discovered she was only going to give me $2,000 a year and keep the rest including the bonus $15,000. She said it was a "finders fee." So I told him and they backed out. Never heard from them again.

Well the TV and Xbox are on the left side towards the corner so I can watch stuff from my bed. And then the computer and monitor are on the right side so I can lean up against the wall while I watch porn.

I was almost married to a dude whose parents knew mine. It was strictly to get him his green card. Didn't happen. But my desk is big enough for my TV, Xbox, and computer. So I got that going for me.

I make-a da cake. Is creme filled with blueberries and raspberries.

It's got to be one of the absolute dumbest fucking requests I've ever made, but... thanks for making me spaghetti, Luuv.

Well. Guess I'm done here for awhile, eh?

Cool. I'd tell you to go eat a dick, but I don't want you having too much fun.

You confuse me, ya know? First you say you want bikini pics, then you say I'm a guy, and now you want pics of this stuff. Shall I expect to be called a dude sometime next week or what's up?

I've seen something like this before. I'd give it a go.