Just start going through that one box of old stuff everyone seems to have and get lost in the memories of simpler times. And then scream at your modem for betraying you in this, your darkest hour of need.
And with a wave of my magic wand!
Herpes.
Sorry about that. Was supposed to uh...well I dont know what wands do. Maybe they just give out STDs.
Anyways! That should narrow down your options immensely but now the only ones left are ready to play ball.
Probably something about you just being so overwhelmingly qualified for being, like, every girl (and several dogs) perfect bae. Had to take you out of there lest the other guys get shunned by all the hot babes.
They had a lot of issues even making the episodes they did release. Wouldn't mind new stuff but I don't exactly want it, either.
What I do want is a god damned box set release. Until then: YAR HAR DIGGITY DEE! I AM A PIRATE!