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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Houdini Splicer
    In the end, it doesn't matter
  2. Houdini Splicer
    I know, I know. Bless your heart. Pretending can be fun, but it's time to come back to the real world. And don't forget to take your meds.
  3. Houdini Splicer
    Haven't seen 3, but 2 was stupid. This first one was stupid, but it was an enjoyable stupid.
  4. Houdini Splicer
    Oh. Got it.
  5. Houdini Splicer
    You're a sad Chad...
  6. Houdini Splicer
    You're gonna try a coffee enema?
  7. Houdini Splicer
    No salvage yards close by?
  8. Houdini Splicer
    Explain...
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    True Alpha males don't watch bullshit like the Bachelor.
  12. Houdini Splicer
    I don't have to. I have an actual girlfriend, unlike you. Even though we all know you call your hand your girlfriend, it just truly isn't the same. Maybe one of these days you'll find out for yourself, but I doubt it.
  13. Houdini Splicer
    That pickup line is lame, just like you.
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    Dammit, I forgot to add this earlier...
  16. Houdini Splicer
    How? By waddling across the battlefield, drawing enemy fire?
  17. Houdini Splicer
    What the fuck is a solider? If it means fat, then, yeah, yeah you are, Humpty Dumpty.
  18. Houdini Splicer
    Yes, you talked to her for 25 minutes, while she nervously stared out the window, trying her best to ignore your creepy old ass.
  19. Houdini Splicer
    3, 5, 7, 10, 12, 13, 24, 30. That was pretty much all the broadcast channels we got when I was a kid. We lived too far out of town for cable TV. Yeah, I'm old. Fuck you.
  20. Houdini Splicer
    ...anal leakage.
  21. Houdini Splicer
    That's called having a stroke, old man
  22. Houdini Splicer
    You're not even trying anymore...
  23. Houdini Splicer
    Stuffed animals, sock puppets, and your hands don't count...
  24. Houdini Splicer
    You got to be careful, man. She could be an incest baby. You never know. Just be careful what you put your ol' milk stick into.
  25. Houdini Splicer
    Better hope he's not born with an extra arm, or a foot growing out of his head. That type of shit is definitely not Alpha.
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