Houdini Splicer

EVERY hole, Zeni. Simultaneously. Multiple cocks in every hole on Tuesdays.

In all honesty, she probably has. Many times, with many men. Since she stopped talking to you, she had a void in her life that she had to fill. With many, many cocks. In every hole. Sometimes at once. Sorry, kid, that's the way the cookie crumbles.

Just stick with your hand, Zeni. It's what you know best.

I dare you, lol.

"Your soul... is MINE!!!"

Serious question. Why are there bumps all over your legs in the hooha pic?

That's just 17 kinds of fucked up right there. It looks like you're doing Shang Tsung's "Steal the Soul" Fatality, and you want everybody to see it. Just... damn.

That shit was just wrong, though...

Work this week pretty much zapped all initiative. Thank goodness for the long weekend.

Possibly

It bends to the left a tiny bit, smells nice and clean because I just showered, and yeah, the lawn is trimmed. Better?

It looks like a penis. A slightly above average one, but a penis just the same.

Damn you! Damn you all to hell!

The lowest of the low.

What a beta.

Yes. Do that. Show him who the real alpha is. If he pepper sprays you, shrug it off. If he tases you, laugh at him. If he pulls his gun, stick your finger in the end of the barrel, and call him a bitch. Show that pig what the lone alpha male is all about. We may not see the body cam footage, but we'll hear about it on the news, major news sites, Twitter, etc. You'll be famous.

Watching turds dry out in the hot sun, is more interesting then this crap you keep churning out. You need to come up with something new, dude.

Well, if it's on the internet, then it must be true.

I guess not, when your pussy is as big as a house...

I think he's confusing Kirk Douglas with Michael Douglas. Or that bottom shelf liquor fucked up his already feeble mind. You decide which.

Maybe that's just what he wants everyone to think...

Stay away from the morgue, you sick fuck.

Good God, just how many bodies are buried in your backyard? You... You don't happen to have taxidermy as a hobby, too, do you?

Yes, I eat virgins. So damn tasty. Thanks for asking.

They say you are what you eat... And you ARE a total ass... So I totally believe it.