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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Houdini Splicer
    I did, like 12 times. Aren't there supposed to be rainbows, lightning, magic sparkles, or some other shit going on while I say it?
  2. Houdini Splicer
    It's clear she doesn't want you.
  3. Houdini Splicer
    Nothing happened.
  4. Houdini Splicer
    "if you're over 20 and looking for meaningless sex, please click away." That means you, Zeni.
  5. Houdini Splicer
    He pulls double duty.
  6. Houdini Splicer
    You're the waterboy and everyone knows it.
  7. Houdini Splicer
    No, see, that was your fault. Just talking to you drove the poor girl insane.
  8. Houdini Splicer
    You don't need to be teaching others how to be a creepy little bastard like you, Zeni. The world is a fucked-up enough place without that shit.
  9. Houdini Splicer
    Try 13. THEN you can cry.
  10. Houdini Splicer
    Yep.
  11. Houdini Splicer
    Excuse me, sir... This doesn't exactly have anything to do with this thread, but, you've earned it.
  12. Houdini Splicer
    Nah, I'm just fat.
  13. Houdini Splicer
    Don't fight the feeling. It might feel gooood. ::spin:: Or not.
  14. Houdini Splicer
    Honestly, I don't think he's playing... The douche chills are real. They're damn real. 'Cause I can feel them calling in the air tonight, oh lord.
  15. Houdini Splicer
    I take it you're upset your mom won't make you pizza rolls tonight.
  16. Houdini Splicer
    Yes. Childhood dare.
  17. Houdini Splicer
    Pissing on an electric fence is a really, really bad idea.
  18. Houdini Splicer
    I thought you were talking about a vacation from the boards. Dammit. *glares and shakes fist*
  19. Houdini Splicer
    The only actor that can say he's played characters that have been killed by a Terminator, an Alien, and a Predator. RIP.
  20. Houdini Splicer
    It is the only way to do things.
  21. Houdini Splicer
    A glutton for punishment, I see.
  22. Houdini Splicer
    Yeah, that'll show her, Mr. Alpha.
  23. Houdini Splicer
    Sure, sure, and it would probably be similar to this...
  24. Houdini Splicer
    1988.
  25. Houdini Splicer
    I agree 100% there.
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