Houdini Splicer

Yeah, I don't think about a damn Milky Way at all. I don't know why I get so pissed off. I don't even have any tattoos. I guess it's her voice and shitty attitude about it that sets me off. Dammit, it's just a commercial, but, grrr...

Yep. Every. Damn. Time.

But then you'll have, like, two Wii Ners.

Zeni says you can borrow his Wii Ner. He'll never use it.

Damn, all the in this thread.

I'm just a pale imitation of a cheap knockoff.

Shut up, Tom!

"Just let me sound like a Zenigundam in public." There. Is that better?

Diabeetus.

I heard it was because certain people can't handle the truth. >.> <.< Shh... they're watching.

Perhaps, but unforgettable. At least, to me.

A vagina face-off between Boo and fuggz. Plus all the trash-talking that went along with it.

So you just piss yourself for shits n' giggles? Damn. But, uh, if you haven't been drinking, then what in the blue hell am I smelling on your breath? You're slurring your speech there as well, hoss. Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.

Calm down before you get over-excited and wet yourself. Then again, you've probably been drinking all day, and have already done that. Several times.

So did I.

Chicken-flavored ramen.

No, I wasn't. So that's why it didn't work. I did end up getting nachos, though, so all's well that ends well.

What? Nothing's supposed to happen? Dafuq? I thought we were trying to summon Cthulu, or at the very least, delicious nachos. If that's supposed to calm me, it failed. Miserably. Now I want nachos. NachooOoos...