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Houdini Splicer

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  1. Houdini Splicer
    Maybe... you should have kept that tidbit to yourself? Happy belated birthday to your daughter, btw.
  2. Houdini Splicer
    The only fairytale here is that you've ever been laid. Sock puppets and stuffed tigers aren't women, Zeni.
  3. Houdini Splicer
    What?
  4. Houdini Splicer
    Very true.
  5. Houdini Splicer
    Sure you did, Zeni.
  6. Houdini Splicer
    Dude, you need to get laid. ...hahahahahahahahahahaha!!! That'll never happen...
  7. Houdini Splicer
    How does your honeycomb taste? I mean, um, no, it doesn't taste the same.
  8. Houdini Splicer
    Some seem to like it, though, so, maybe some play after all?
  9. Houdini Splicer
    You're on your own with this one, chief.
  10. Houdini Splicer
    Go to the corner of the room that you spend the least amount of time near, then let loose.
  11. Houdini Splicer
    Welp, it's all over. "No play for Mr. Grey."
  12. Houdini Splicer
    But... but I had Taco Bell earlier, and it's really talking back to me now. Ohhh, gah, my guts!! *grabs belly, obviously in severe distress*
  13. Houdini Splicer
    Too much weird shit, even for me. I just had to use the bathroom, anyway.
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  15. Houdini Splicer
    I can destroy anything I touch, sometimes by thought alone.
  16. Houdini Splicer
    I was born in 1975, and I wouldn't trade my memories growing up for anything. Get off my lawn, you sons of bitches! *waves cane*
  17. Houdini Splicer
    Time to start a fire. A nice, cleansing fire.
  18. Houdini Splicer
    Now, see, that's what I thought. So, delusional guy is delusional. Got it.
  19. Houdini Splicer
    Does anyone here, besides you, want her back?
  20. Houdini Splicer
    Yes, Phillies, a Sarlacc, as in this:
  21. Houdini Splicer
    Is that what she calls that sarlacc pit between her legs?
  22. Houdini Splicer
    How about... nachos?
  23. Houdini Splicer
    In the toaster? Dammit, man.
  24. Houdini Splicer
    How about... no.
  25. Houdini Splicer
    Still better than Packard's cooking, and cleaner than Fugg's hooha. Wait. Wrong thread. Fuck it. I'll stick with this response.
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