Bouvre

Fucking relatable.

Regardless, these medals costs its recipient all of their teeth.

It was like 110 earlier, are you surprised?

AuGhGhhHh tender fish flesh!

Now, yes, but I'm returning from then.

Be right there, gotta run the full five point seven miles from this dilapidated 7-11 back to your place of employment.

I stole a fry when nobody was looking except for your supervisor.

yet here we are, giving them medals...

Whether the teeth belong to the geese or not is not the real bewilderment.

I'm the teeth on the tongue of a goose.

Work.

Unless I'm sucking out marrow, I'd prefer not to have bones on anything. I just want meat, not obstructions.

Electric feel later.

The furthest I've ever walked without stopping was 20 miles. I was in Seoul. It was midnight so the subway lines stopped for the night. I decided I'd walk home since I was drunk anyway and figured I wasn't too far. Only I was. I made it within five miles of my apartment when I started feeling sick from exhaustion so I hailed a taxi and rode home.

I'm not surprised, but I AM proud. Congrats!

Gotta know your dudes

Not bad looking but if I dated dudes based on looks I'd probably be in worse shape emotionally,

"A faithful but contemporised adaptation" Lol

If you're feeling up to it, you can totally message me when you wake up.

You know me so well. I'd do it with my best Jello Biafra impression too

That fucking sucks. I'm sorry.

I'd make sure to get caught though. Wouldn't want to live with everything else I know.

Those are my normal human ears. Trust me.

I would disclose information about the botched raid in Basra and disappear very shortly afterward.