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Bouvre

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  1. I punched through drywall so hard I collapsed the industry.
  2. So your dick puts a stop to everything?
  3. <_<
  4. I feel so attacked but you're right.
  5. What if the shadow man is my essence?
  6. Things I do need to think about volume 47
  7. Only the laws of motion can stop me.
  8. I roll the hardest down a hill while plastered
  9. Damnit
  10. Snug life
  11. I hope your report is thorough enough for publication by Al Jazeera
  12. Work at a food service job that serves breakfast food and provides a free shift meal.
  13. so I could drink in the backseat while my housemate drove.
  14. I wouldn't ask to be any nearer And yet would feel all that closer To you
  15. My partner knows I'm not as interested as they are. They understand that I inherently don't have a sex drive. But we're happy. I get to know the other person they're intimate with, and we're all practicing healthy communication. <3
  16. As somebody who has been with many people, despite not actually wanting it, my partner is definitely the right person. Still not anything life-changing.
  17. Doesn't matter; I don't really have a sex drive.
  18. But still you do and you spend the night on the bathroom floor in a fetal position gripping your stomach, wishing you could simply expel everything inside you.
  19. Marry me.
  20. Just the tip is fine, but after five full pieces, I'm ready to call it a night.
  21. He's 18. Nobody really needs to try to get that number.
  22. Would you be a cuter girl than me?
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