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Horrible injury to a Lions player in this preseason game, there’s an ambulance on the field. His head snapped by so far, hoping it’s not paralysis.

Got a haircut, felt cute

My Dad did acid before I was born and he posts the laaaaaamest shit on instagram and facebook. I know I generalized and present company is excluded, of course.

Do you have Prosopagnosia ?

These are lame even for a baby boomer. This is like if the silent generation could use social media.

I can’t sleep, so… My top 25 films of the 21st century Superbad The Lord of the Rings: Return of the King The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Children of Men Blade Runner 2049 Arrival No Country for Old Men Inglorious Basterds Django Unchained Mad Max: Fury Road Get Out Zodiac Spider-Man: Into the Spiderverse The Dark Knight Interstellar The Prestige Guardian’s of the Galaxy The Wolf of Wall Street Parasite Uncut Gems The Iron Claw Toy Story 3 Snowpiercer Creed Scott Pilgrim vs The World

I gave MrD my copy of Metroid Prime Trilogy, he deserved it.

He thinks the car seat is for him

My worst nightmare, probably having an awkward conversation with a stranger on a very tall rope bridge while roaches scurry towards me.

My old man take but I wish we could go back to IV.

I don’t know that road…but I know that road.

Man I haven’t had time to watch any EVO this year

How long does it take you to walk to Wyoming?

https://www.si.com/nfl/micah-parsons-cowboys-trade-request-jerry-jones-negotiations Micah Parsons wants out of Dallas. Jerry would be insane to let him go. So let’s speculate where he’d end up. I will trade Kirk Cousins for him.

He’s my everything

A teensy lizard we found on Wednesday

Also, fuck the Saints.

I will report my findings at the Titans Falcons preseason game in two weeks. I’m so excited, especially because it doesn’t matter when we lose.

I’ve never liked Ocarina that much. I know that’s blasphemy but it never clicked.

@The Evil Dr. Longshadowin case no one told you today, you’re a moron.

This is something you could easily answer for yourself just by looking. This is a false premise of ignorance, so shut the fuck up. You lost any presumption you were arguing on the merits of YOUR OWN argument a long time ago.

Where would you let him finish on you?

Kpop Demon Hunters is good, y’all.

Unbarn should be the name for home design trends moving away from the horrible farmhouse motif that was so popular in the 2010s. Get that shit out of here. You live in the fucking suburbs.