SwimOdin

They’re the best. Don’t have to deal with carburetor problems, you push a button to start instead of pulling the string, it’s quiet, it doesn’t spew fumes all over you, and you don’t have to buy crazy gas. Only downside is my front + backyard is too much for one battery charge.

I took him to show the baby, but I put him back where I found him, and a few minutes later he was gone. I use an electric mower and I love it. If I could rid my life if combustion engine, I would.

Yeah a storm blew in last night so it “only” feels like 90 right now. I’ll take it!

Atlanta has been crazy lately. How’s your neck of the woods?

Found this friend while mowing at SEVEN IN THE MORNING what has happened to me

Corvid was a plandemic

Jealous. I hate long drives.

It’s shit like this that makes me so happy to be an introverted nerd who ain’t about that club life

It’s what I feel like I’m doing every time I have Waffle House

Oh cooking, love that too. I cooked for 25 people yesterday. I’m happy in the kitchen? Domesticated af

Never thought I’d be someone who “likes” yard work, but it’s happened. Y’all have some adulting you hated when you were young that you now enjoy? Somebody Old Yeller me.

Just…horses as an example. Literally cats could die and I’d feel bad, but not as bad as I do while itching.

Should they be eliminated? Yes. I don’t care about, like, the animal hierarchy. If horses or whatever have to die, consequently, because mosquitoes are gone? That’s fine. Fuck everything.

I would murder to be 31. Happy birthday.

More Winnie the Pooh

I’ve used it once, that stuff is terrifying, all the warnings on the bottle.

I’ve recently started watching it as well. It’s fun. I can’t believe how popular it is, though. Venture Brothers kicks it’s ass.

Yeah, I expected my literal 1 like my tweets get every fortnite or so, but the dude must be frequently searching his mentions and decided to retweet it. I’m expecting death by MAGAsphyxiation soon

I’m by no means a skilled jimmy rustler, but I made fun of the pizzagate guy, then he retweeted me, and now Qanons are slightly rustled. It’s been a weird Mother’s Day.

Y’all have a spare bunker I could hang in? With running water plz

A month in, and I still can't believe this thing is real. I play Elden Ring under a canopy of trees in my yard, and then when I need to shit? Still playing.

Is the destiny of mankind ruled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of god hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control, even over his own will.

Why do they call it oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food?

I tried playing Bloodbourne after playing this for 30 or so hours, that was difficult. As much as we like to say all the games are the same, there are subtle differences that make it feel reeeeeal weird when switching between them.

Feels harder than older FromSoftware games to me because the amount of souls you get seems lower than in other games. Could just be me, but I feel like I'm progressing slower. Love it, though.