SwimOdin

The fact that we got anything for him makes me think Fontenot is the true author of The Art of the Deal.

I had that game. I remember playing on breaks when I was on a jury for a hysterectomy malpractice suit. Good times.

Spring sale is happening. I’m not buying anything.

The first time I heard it was in The Dark Knight. I have full confidence in Harvey Dent in getting a guilty verdict.

Keep your eyes on Ted Cruz’s Twitter account.

So we all have geriatric cats? 2009-10 must’ve been the year to get a cat.

Not so much that you like cats…do cats like you? Not just your cat, do random cats also seek you out? I have a feeling most people who use a forum in the year of lord 2024 have some feline friends.

I hope Rodgers does run so we can be done with him. He’s apparently a Sandy Hook truther, and it would be convenient to completely write him off at this point.

Please take Marge with her.

I swear I didn’t even know you could do that. This is my old moment.

That too. She’s 15 so she can’t jump to the sink very well, so now it’s the bathtub…

Do you have one that’s not absolute shit that blasts ads directly into your asshole? Please tell me there’s an ok free one somewhere.

Abby has to be in the bathroom with me, she will run her paws incessantly on the door until I let her in.

Didn’t like Quarterback on Netflix?

He’s 35 and coming off an Achilles injury, so yeah, I’m concerned. However, he’s a proven starter and we’ve got a lot of talented players. The quarterback was the missing piece that remained. So I’m very optimistic. I would’ve been happy with Fields too, but he’s more of a higher ceiling/lower floor. Kirk is consistent and a good decision maker.

I feel so tired today. I know it’s just one hour, but it messes me up every time.

KIRK

That would’ve been nice. I’m vaxxed and boosted but I was sick for 8 days. Not having a properly working immune system will do that, I guess.

The argument against permanent DST is that parts of the northern continental US, especially at the edges of the time zone, wouldn’t have sunrise until 8 even close to 9 in the morning, which would probably suck. Being in the south, I say? Fuck ‘em.

That is not what I want to hear

Local man replies “ok” in response to neighbors, spurring contentious dialogue on proper etiquette

And the people that talk on the phone when pooping, what the fuck? I would be so mad to find out the person I’m talking to currently has feces leaving their body. It’s gross and disrespectful. I’m Victorian.

So I’m getting over Covid (really thought I was immune, since I’d made it this far, but I digress), and I can barely taste or smell anything, still. Those of you that’ve had the virus, how long did it take for your senses to come back? Are they still diminished? This is driving me crazy.

Zaslav trying to be the most hated man in entertainment

She’s one of the most embarrassing things about my state, and that’s saying something.