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Yeah, we got a franchise QB in the free market, and sure we will need a contingency plan eventually cuz Kirk is old, but why now? Fotenot’s days are numbered.

I do no understand

The real question: do you drink the cereal milk? I do, but my wife and daughter do not. If my wife asks me to make her a bowl, I skimp on the milk (I live like it’s the depression).

Is this IB?

Oh to be 20 again. I remember when that episode aired we’d switched to Lithium so it was already a nostalgic throwback to see that.

I just want it to be 2029.

I couldn’t agree more.

Quadrillions. 1000000000000000s. That’s how many cicada we can expect this year, with the 13 year and 17 broods emerging at the same time. The last time this happened, Thomas Jefferson was president. The next time, in 2245, there probably won’t be an America? Do you live in an area where they’re emerging? We have just the 13 year brood here, and it’s more than enough.

So walk up and tell them I have to wash their hair on Friday. Got it.

Fall asleep? Yes. Stay asleep? Nooooooope.

What now, indeed.

This is the first Raw I’ve seen in years (mostly cuz I’m in a hotel), it’s always fun to see a Philly crowd, and to see the Rock get shit.

I saw it. The one in 2017 was better here. I’m in a work trip and I’m tired. This hotel isn’t bad at least.

I’m kind of stunned at how good this is? It leans perfectly into giving you how you remember the show looking, though obviously the animation is for the most part better, and it leans deep into 99’s fashion in a hilarious way. It’s like the last 30 years didn’t happen and the show picks up right where it left off. Pretty great voice cast too, sounding so much like the originals. I’m legit shocked they pulled this off.

I see a lot of you saying you hate shaving. I have a full beard all the time but I shave everyday. I shave my neck and my upper cheeks. I can’t stand a neck beard and the cheek part, I look like wolf man otherwise.

I’m very baby faced when I don’t have a beard. Case in point: when I was first dating my wife, I was clean shaven and looked so young that, when I was out to eat with her and my future stepdaughter, one of her classmates saw us and asked if I was her brother. So yeah, I always have a beard.

New plan: how soon can we kill all the plants?

Keep me posted.

Is this an SAT question?

I would eat tree bark at this point if it would help. I feel sick it’s so bad.

I love that image. In 1984 I was shitting my pants. Not much has changed.

Zelda 2 is a great game.

Not untrue. I’m older than I’ve ever been.

Annual fuck pollen thread. Why does it keep getting worse!?