SwimOdin

The earlier the first Thursday is of the month, the earlier Thanksgiving will be. This year the first Thursday was on the seventh, the latest day it could fall on.

Yikes

I’m working a lot and I smoked a bit too much, so I had a bowl of honey nut cheerios half chocolate milk half whole milk with a dollop of cool whip on top I’m so high.

Detroit would crush them if the Super Bowl were next week. Let’s hope it happens.

I’m so sorry. My team lost a Super Bowl up 28-3, and this might still be more embarrassing.

Those final 32 seconds by the Bears is the worst stretch of football I have EVER seen live. That was fire-worthy. The clock management a 10 year-old Madden player could AND WOULD handle better. I was at my in-laws and we were SCREAMING. Coach has got to go.

Happy Thanksgiving ghostrek

Moralizing incoming

Obviously! I’m definitely the stupid one. And it wasn’t criticizing, merely speculating. I bow to your “guaranteed income” and “liability free travel.”

The fact that he doesn’t own a car or clearly, a mirror, makes me think something isn’t adding up for an abundantly rich person who had enough money to last into the 2300s. Could…could he be fibbing?

Once again, guys, we’ve established that only rich people take public transportation.

So you ride busses for the chance to be injured in an accident for financial compensation? The rich get richer!

They say whatever the fuck that is, too. Clearly it’s stuff only rich guys who exclusively ride public transportation say.

I am so thankful that I have so much family around me. I’m blessed to have my parents and brother four miles away, my daughter and grandson a mile away, brother and sister in law 5 miles away, and then sooooo many more brothers, sisters, and mother and father in laws plus almost 30 nieces and nephews five miles away too. I am never not without loving family all in my corner of Atlanta. It’s just so cozy.

Why is Derrick Henry so gigantic?

Public busses scare the crap out of me. Too many independently wealthy guys riding in it because of “liabilities”

Yeah this all definitely checks out.

All independently wealthy people ride busses, duh.

The short one?

From all the grammatical mistakes, I take it you’re always on a bouncy bus?

Tom Brady commentates like he’s AI. It’s like, this is almost a human talking.

That Dallas game was the most bizarre game in years. Just a wonkfest.

I can be happy today because the Falcons cannot lose

This is getting concerning

I don’t believe you, and that’s ok.