André Toulon

So much food i stole from the kids family reunion

Glad i dont work there because i would have written "save me a spot"

This is George, right No...no it was dark Jerry when he was trying to fool Pings cousin

Here, I got a bunch of these I need to delete

Oh, this is a meme of sorts.... I thought Artemis was just on some freaky Cell simp shit.

Lol, i like how this lasted 2 meals.... I've been in talks with Bernie to get you reinstated....until then

As far as i remember, theres no 30 lives code for 3....i remember getting the homing missiles in stage 1, standing on a ledge and taping the button down on a turbo controller to farm lives, then i would come back later and beat it. I can get as far as the overhead desert stage without dying (tho i have high potential to die when you have to missile hop in the sky in the stage before), but the goofy controls and wonky map make me just hemorrhage lives there. But the true last boss is kinda easy iirc (this is the one with the brain and the eyeball, right... I've played so many contras), just gotta get thru that overhead stage.

I play classics that I've already dominated without saves because im trying to beat my bests....games like Contra, Castlevania, Mega Man and so on, but shit I've never played, especially from the password era of games, yeah....saving. I dont have the time to git gud like back in the day

Brisket

I just found out the Statue in Times Square is real....I thought people were trolling. Who tf is that

Idk what i expected, but that wasn't it.

I knew i saw this somewhere. I've been in a Karmelo Anthony hole for the last hour, but somehow wound up on this page. The thing is i always figured a percentage of his support was from young people who dont understand the damage that could be done...i was gonna link the thread but i cant remember if you have to log in to see Reddit, so i just CP'd this. Really just trying to distract myself from the Karmelo thing because its going to make me mad at people that didnt do shit

Bout to scoop up these SBs and go home

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