André Toulon

Isn't it Sunday....or was Sunday?

I drank 40 oz of Goose straight today.....I just woke up with no memory of anything after 1 pm......I REALLY hope I was sleep that entire time, but the 14 missed calls and 22 unopened texts make me think no

Seafood and sweets are an abomination no matter what you do.

LMAO, this thread

Making fun of shut ins......OOH, golden opportunity

Mumbo is just that guy to trigger these days

So the leather fairy just comes along for the ride.....STFU and command me, madame.

I'm drunk

Oh, ok.....I "think" I see the problem but I won't pass judgement.

By she, you mean your mom right?.....I'm just trying to be clear

Ok, did you TELL him that was your intention or did you just show up and they possibly already had these plans. I'm not asking for you or your dad's sake....But don't display this kind of emo weakness around your woman. You will havs so much dry dick if you make this a thing and fuck up her day just because.

Sucks because so far all I've done is get drunk and gave my keys to a bitch who I knew wasn't coming right back so I'm stuck at home. To be clear, I started the getting drunk part after I realized my keys weren't coming back.....Not that I got drunk and she took my keys.

with it's dick, yes

Well now I call bullshit on the a sexuality

I'm not sure why I got into that show....I hate Kevin Jaqmes, and his wife was a bitch.....I think it was just that I got into it when my entire life revolved around drugs.

hmph

Yeah.....If you're a n00b

*Googles* Oh another 6 1/2 that has reached hotness standards because she seems accessible to nerds.

You use both....What kind of question is this.

Here's the real question....Has anyone even clicked his video.....Because this was both a waste of our time and his. And his 200MB a month data plan.

Pacman strikes me more as a little, and purple kiss is his daddy

I already do that from time to time...Along with seinfeld and king of queens....But that's not the mood I'm in

Bullet time titties is pretty funny

No wonder he needed the fanny pack