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André Toulon

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  1. Raised lettering?
  2. If that business card isn't on eggshell, you can go fuck yourself.
  3. Since the clit has sagged to the bottom in his title, yes.
  4. lol, 20 friends
  5. As a matter of fact, after looking closer, that might be the dorm bathroom outside of his cell
  6. I guarantee he's been to prison....He's swole but short af....Unless he's got 12 ft doors, he's a midget
  7. LMAO
  8. Do you work....Get a seedy motel room, or take her to the home section of Best Buy
  9. @Doom Metal Alchemist You have a fucking band.....There is NO excuse for you being a virgin.....I mean if you are....I just assume that's what the sadface is for.
  10. Well, he picked the right place to find em'
  11. Sir!!!, will you please leave.
  12. You've been getting subpar neck and pipe
  13. Yoooooou....Do realized I was married, right?
  14. My list is almost totally different when I search....A lot more old white dudes Like I wonder if anyone ever looked for me who didn't know who I was and thought.....Is this the dude that's trolling babbling
  15. You haven't been a part of the wet penis club for long....You will learn that you never leave the house trashed, but make it look like a man lives there....Women will not only lay you but clean up afterwards to let you see how good you can have it.
  16. No....Who is g...... Know what....you ruined it..... I don't even wanna play anymore.
  17. I got a text last week asking who I was, so I asked them who they were....They said I called them, and I know I most certainly did not.....I then told them about number spoofing, but they insisted that I called them. I had to actually link the to an article about number spoofing before they called me an asshole and stopped texting. Normally I would have blocked the number, but I was bored in the passenger seat of the work van.
  18. Then there's a way out....Adversity begets ingenuity
  19. It's a grocery store with a witch display from halloween still up.
  20. I imagine this house must be devoid of twisty ties and a fridge.....I mean it is plausible since it has a grown man who can't finish a pouch of tuna
  21. How big is the room, You'll run out of oxygen first I'd imagine
  22. That's 1 pay statement she's been posting since lithium.
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