I always find these threads the hardest to troll....Like when she wants to pat herself on the back for her child's accomplishment, it's more sad than anything else. Like she will leech off anything. I can see her in 20 years while her emotionally handicapped daughter toils at a local call center.
"Madison, you know the only reason you have this "great" job is because I bought you My Baby Can Read when you were an infant. Pay mommy's phone bill"