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André Toulon

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  1. This has gone well
  2. Nope, I'd wager attention seeking demoted pantloads.
  3. I'm going to pretend this is a real thread and say that I have a few vegan friends/family, and we get along fine until it's time to order food......I find it insufferable and I can't/won't go out to eat with them because I figure they will get the whole table's food fucked over by being the "don't use utensils used on meat to cook my food" shit. There a many restaurants that offer vegan cuisine and I assume they are equipped to handle such a request, but don't pull this shit at a steak house. Just order a salad and be done with it......Don't order the brisket and rice, without the brisket and then try to demand NO meat be in it. Also, don't be a guest at someone's house and do this either.....Because in that setting, no fucks are given and you can cook your own fucking food, ya bitch.
  4. I have no idea why I was dreaming about getting my nuts waxed, and why it was so real, but now I guess I'm done sleeping for the night.
  5. It's him....He fucked up his account a while back and made the alt ghostrek2, and we forced him to make a video before we took him seriously and Pat helped him reset his password on this account. The problem is, he's trying too hard to be the innocent, oblivious retard we've come to love/want to beat with shoes.
  6. What happened to all the desk flare....Shit looks nude now @Clu
  7. One shots spelling mannequin......Fucks up spelling "them" religiously......I hate this fucking character
  8. Viper on dat UEMB
  9. Oh, this is Viper...He's the only person who keeps asking if I'm fat. I can bench your prepubescent female body without breaking a sweat.
  10. It's 15 bucks.....I'd pay that to stay home
  11. People like swamp ass for some reason
  12. This was part of my baby mama's halloween outfit in like 2011 or something and I was home alone and bored.
  13. WTF do I care.....Not like she after my money....I just think she's hot.
  14. That's actually one of the things I like...I mean this is my current lady friend....It works on some girls
  15. " Nordic dish consisting of raw salmon, cured in salt, sugar, and dill." No thanks, I'll just have the fried skunk anus on wheat, pls
  16. My thought exactly....Except I'm pretty sure he taller than Stallone Edit: nope you're right....Why does he look so short to me
  17. If it's on silent, why would it be rude. That said, I probably hate my phone more than I hate sitting still.....I just posted about my several texts I got while I was asleep....I still haven't looked at them. I seriously despise my phone.
  18. I used to actually sit through movies as a child....I guess because growing up in swampdick louisiana, there wasn't a lot to do that didn't require a 20 minute drive.....Nowadays, it takes a legitimate effort for me to sit still for 2 hours.
  19. Holy fucking Mandela effect......"blow it out your ass, Chet" was never said.....Why do I remember that so vividly.
  20. Everyone that has come behind him has scked....It's time to find The Great Outdoors. Blow it out your ass, Chet.
  21. LMAO, I wanna make one of those
  22. *googles* all of her pictures look like the air around her constantly stinks.
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