Wiseau is he worst thing to ever happen.....There is a point where being terrible ironically is just plain being terrible....I'll respect the hustle, but I'm not going to give him credit for being talented.
Sigh, so you plan on laying the groundwork for pretending to be about to go on a spree so we will shower you with pity and attention.....Your ass ain't going outside and you can't get either for 40 bucks so save this shit.