André Toulon

I want there to be a national ban on coffee and see how that fucks this country up

I grind my teeth all day, so I chew on coffee stirrers......It's also how I quit smoking.

I saw it, asked why, then completely forgot it existed until I saw this thread

I......I don't know what I was expecting

Boy, you are not making this easy. I mean you seem smart, and you have a good sense of humor....You have all the tools to acquire her name and start some small talk.

I mean imo, anything is salvageable until she tells you no or to go away....If you still haven't at least tried to talk to her, then I figure you owe it to yourself to try.....And I was just making the assumption that she may be more outgoing to you....There is still a chance that maybe she's pretty closed off herself. Do you see other guys talking to her?

Damn doomer, don't do me like this.....I need you to get back in there and fight.

Babbling had Sponges back when he met his lady friend....We do ok work sometimes. Plus you at least seem motivated.....Ghostrek is obviously gay, and Phillies won't go outside and I now suspect is a pedophile so that's for the best.......They are beyond our means to help, but you....I have confidence in you.

You can't be that much older than me, but my waist hasn't seem to have gotten any bigger since college despite the fact that I'm like 20 something pounds heavier

Meh, I got Jack in the Box....I'm going to pretend it;s that instead tho.

See, that's weird....and probably one of the most obvious 6th grade tactics. I know you don't have a lot of "outgoing" experience, so this seems like a good idea to you, but she probably has more and will sniff this shit out like Wolverine.....Especially if you have the balls to sit there, but still never speak to her because you get suddenly shy.

Maybe I'm just lucky....And I guess there has been a time or 2 when something didn't fit how I wanted, but it's so infrequent that I just never considered it an issue. Anyway, I just got back and I'm convinced she just likes playing dress up....I'm glad this day is over.

Forgive my candor, but I can see how women use them....As I addressed in my OP.....You are a woman as far as I'm concerned so I see nothing strange about this. Stillz and Vamped are fucking up my illusion.

There is no such thing as light stalking....Just stalking. Don't be a stalker....Be a human and interact with other humans. No one wants to awkwardly bump into you on the way to lunch or hear you bring up their favorite band out of context.

Man, that's fucked up they added the duck to help the argument....I'd wager the average human has eaten more horse or cat than duck in their lifetime.

LOL, it's funny that you think that's how money works. Tell me again how you and the HVAC dude takes home the same pay....That story was hilarious.

But do they eat them....I mean Asian stereotypes aside.

You think deer are cute....I mean, I guess but I find horses cuter

WTF is cute protein....Pretty sure all the animals I eat ar ugly. Cows, ugly Chickens, ugly Turkeys, dear go I hope to never see another live one. Piglets are kinda cute, but you don't eat piglets... Fish are unanimously the most uncute thing on earth..... What are they eating.

We had a greek place here....The gyros were good, but they got shut down.....People say mice, but I don't trust people. Could have been any number of things....I just think it wasn't doing well. When I went in I was usually 1 of 4 people there....During lunch hours.

I've seen women try on bikinis.....I was like "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww".......yOU'RE JUST A HAIR AWAY FROM TRYING ON UNDERWEAR.....And speaking of hairs....

Those are some pretty funny reasons...

I'm going shopping today with the lady friend, and I'm regretting it because 1) she takes for fucking ever in every fucking store, even if she's not buying anything.....But more importantly, she makes me use the dressing room. If it's important, I'll find a tailor...But just regular clothing....Why do need to "Try it on" first.....The idea that people "try on" clothes bothers me. I imagine it's necessary for women's clothing, because curves and shit....Gotta make sure the boobs are complimented and dat ass sitting right....But just for every day gear, I simply don't need one....I know my size.

It always cheers me up when I see you talk about your job as if you're important. Gotta live that big city life to make that sought after shitter money, then you can move somewhere affordable, but first....Shitter money.

I want in on this, but for the life of me I can't think of a single funny thing a horse has ever done.....Alpacas, now those are funny.