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André Toulon

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  1. Def gonna play some SMW when I get home.
  2. What you mean is every time a puppy dies, I fap.
  3. They are the best...Especially with a Shrimp or gator poboy
  4. Sure....Ok, well you go do that...We're done with this line of conversation. Not wasting my Friday on you.
  5. I assume you mean in a suite...Cool, I have a house and my lady friend does too....But you enjoy fucking in someone else's anal juice. 100 miles dude? Isn't he the one with melon head and terrible dick.
  6. See, I don't think I've ever seen a variety pack with those, so that means I would have to actively purchase a bag of fritos, and I don't like them THAT much. Just that the options in the variety pack are iffy. I hate cheetos, and I already said how I feel about doritos....Sun Chips are fucking awful....And not even that "healthy"...I will eat the regular lays but not what I wanted last night. I love the sourcream and onion ruffles, and the cheese ones. I used to hate BBQ, but I love them now. I just realized you didn't ask for any of this but I'm sooooo bored rn......Another hour and a half before I get out of this fucking warehouse and I'm ready to die.
  7. It's so crazy that I told you I brought a chick home from a bar one time back in the Lithium days and now you just treat it as a recurring practice. I did meet the girl I was dating back in September last year at a casino bar, but we went out like 3 times on real dates before we spent the night together.....Other than that, I went to bars to drink and play pool. Not hunt for skanks...I'm charismatic enough to have actual relationships....But I guess bar skankery is still a few steps ahead of swiping right on a slew of catfish hoping one of them is desperate and real enough to send non-fabricated responses.
  8. Welp, I clicked this in dire hopes for an explanation, and this certainly did nothing of the sort.
  9. Averi will send me some if I want them that badly....And I'm sure I haven't done a thorough enough sweep of Southern OK to say they can't be found...I just haven't yet. So, I get to keep being a bastard if I so choose.
  10. You're not wrong, these are my favorite corn based chip It says they have avocado in them but they don't make me react at all....I can eat a bag to the face
  11. Beer hangover or liquor hangover....In my advanced age, I have found they are quite different.
  12. The real question is, will you fuck and tell us about how much the chick enjoyed it?
  13. These are the users visible right now. When I get out the shower, anyone still here is getting roasted until I get sleepy....It probably won't actually happen, but you never know.
  14. I think I learned it from my eye doctor when I was like 6 and he was trying to "fascinate" me about having to wear glasses.
  15. @Naraku4656 I think this may shed some context onto what she's talking about in that other thread....And to answer her question, since May.....You've wanted a "fingerling" monkey since May.....You've wanted to imprison a tiny monkey that would probably be eaten by a rat since like 2015 or so give or take.
  16. Classic Viper...Clumsy bravado, ancient meme. Never change.
  17. I've been kind of interest in the paradigm shift between the gender roles. Like I sympathize with women who have been abused or assaulted, and frankly don't know why they don't come forward....But in my situation, I didn't because (this part I didn't say in this thread) I went over there to objectify, and try to conquest one of those women in particular, so I kinda felt like "well, that's what you get"..... That said, what if the opposite happened....What if one of the girls passed out, and I drunkenly took advantage....I would definitely feel I should be punished, but I couldn't even think of blaming them for what happened to me because me being passed out was my fault (I don't think they drugged me further)....And it's not like I want to now or some shit....I just don't understand why it's different......And in Poof's case, I feel it's way more complicated, because despite her appendage, I have definitely seen women attack other women...I've been to several gay clubs with my sister and I'm like "really, that is how these chicks get down"..... Anyway, I think the entire reason I came into this thread was to clarify the differences, but I too didn't want to seem like I was marginalizing anything.
  18. How so. I don't think the subject matter ever curdles, even if #Metoo isn't trending.
  19. Yeah, I thought I gave the abridged version here .... @Poof
  20. For the ones who would remember the tale....In fact, pretty sure I posted it in IB because I was like "No one I care about will see it here"
  21. yeah I was just adding a lil heat
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