André Toulon

Well this escalated quickly. I was confused, but whatever. I'm fine, thanks for asking.

......not sure if you're doing a thing or didn't catch on.

I'll be having some later....With my boiled hot dogs....Bachelor day. No kids, no chick...Just videogames and pitiful meals. Fuck cooking.

20% of 0 is 0

She could be...But she likes to wear cake.....So not my bag....But she said "hey boo" and that's all that matters. Ihamfhihn bitch.

I drove past the guard shack without showing ID....Went and parked my car and I got out....Walked through the double doors as normal and the receptionist said "hey boo"....ZOMG, I'm the shit. What benign shit need another thread from my day. Do you wanna hear about my next anxiety attack...I bet you do. Let me gear one up.

Too bad their lead singer screamed white power at one of his concerts and his excuse was "I was talking about the power of white wine"

Oh damn, that's serious.....Hope he can recover. Are you close, or is this a "i hope he's ok, but I'm going to bed" kinda deals.

I wasn't going to mention it but my older sister has been in the hospital for a week and I just found out this morning. What's he in for....?

Well I don't have this problem with yellow flour. or even white flour....I know how to fry....It's just that as soon as tempura hits the oil, it clings to the other batter. It said to drop them one at a time, but I'm hard headed.

I finally made the tempura I was going on about last week.....I didn't realize how sticky it was once it hits the oil so I had like a huge prawn patty....It was good, but lesson learned not to try to fry too much at once. The kids begged for pizza before we got home.....I told them I was going to cook but I caved and got pizza since I knew I was experimenting.

Man, I can't keep cheering you on if you're gonna go Beta like this.

Well I wake up at 3am....I don't eat then and there....I am usually pretty hungry by 8 though....Still, sometimes I just say fuck it and wait until lunch.

Not mine...You got until December to get me something.

I'm so happy I'm not the oly one this happened to....It wasn't my bong though, it was one of my pipes....Usually when they get gunky, I just toss em and buy a new one.....But I really like this one so I got some pipe cleaners and some hot water and went to town.....Parts of it just crumbled like dust. Anyway, I bought a new one.

Loaded omelet, loaded hashbrowns and grits. Sometimes I like a waffle or pancakes but it's usually got to be requested by the kids for me to eat it. I generally eat lunch foods for breakfast unless I feel like going through all the trouble to cook all that shit I mentioned.

Oh forgot to add the pic

I can't say then.... @Admin_Raptorpat any ideas here.

You don't have this?

Oh ok....I guess Joanne's is a yarn store or something....I was thinking literal shit.

I actually think they look really cool....It's why their taste disappoints me. I also like the flat peas. Wait, I mean snow peas....I don't need the food vernacular gods to punish me again.

I feel like there is a joke to be made here, but I really don't care because I have a 5 hour ride and this definitely isn't enough weed.

Well she said underneath, and We can't change those...Just the one above....Which I guess she hasn't done anyway.

Well here we are....Meet me in DF and flex your newfound vagina in FFA. Doesn't matter to me.....But wait a sec, we're gonna go see what's popping in this gift shop real quick.....I mean I'm sure it sucks be we are bored as fuck. but you'll have ample chance to fellate me in a few.

Chunk's 6 MPH ass gettin wrecked on Shirley Temples.