André Toulon

No ice t sucks

Welp, I don't even know if body count is a real band or if you were asking if ... Know what, it doesn't matter, none of this matters... I'ma type up that other dream when I get to the dr office

Sawdy got you too huh?

Boo

The game was tied going into kickoff XD

I want french toast

You knew I would reply sarcastically yet you set me up to reply sarcastically and then appear upset that I did exactly that. I'm not following the logic but I know the payoff must be grand so enjoy...ya got me.

I'm leaving it there

Yes...the band I didn't know was Body Cunt

For the sake of honesty, I hope you're right for no other reason than I don't like the dude.... But this whole show has been the rules being bent for him. They held him to the date to turn himself in but what's that.... I'm not being dismissive, I'm just not optimistic that this is going to end with the prison lemon party we want.

Great, now my mouth is on fire and I'm itchy now

Bambi fucked up my Delta 88...I'm still kinda salty.

Tried the new Mexican place again...I ordered a chilli relleno... I've gotten these almost everywhere and they are made with Anaheim peppers... usually not that hot....but this one is raping my face. I will power through but I won't be happy

I wasn't going to do this but the last time a dream disturbed me this much it came true. Also, I often make threads about my dreams so some may know that I actually think my dreams a also peeks into alternate Buddy's lives. I'll keep this short....I was at a concert...I don't know who the group was or why I was even there but as the show was about to start, one of the band members gets into it with a cop, blows his fucking brains out and the crowd cheers. The disturbing part was that while I don't like cops at all, I don't really wish anyone get splattered just for doing their job. But the buddy in this dream was ecstatic...cops like Derek Chauvin, yeah... I'd laugh if someone iced him, but this dude was just telling the guy to stay on stage or some shit. Now the last thing is....I don't know why it's bothering me so much...is my subconscious trying to tell me something...am I actually this awful that I'm amused by shit like that....am I lying to myself? Anyway, I figure it's not going to stop bothering me until I get it off my chest and like I said before....this place gets a lot of my dumb shit because wtf are y'all gonna do. I'll try to have better dreams tonight.... I actually had another dream I wanted to bring up but it'll take way more typing than I care to do after this

Pooh or katt can splice it out when they have time if you ask. I'll take the fall for this one...I can never let shit go.

I hate to channel this idiot, but

That was an after thought...I don't think that was directed at you. But doomer, you add these global intentions to rather benign acts. Did you know it actually legal to go tits out in Oklahoma...totally fucking legal. They do it quite often at the lake here but usually after dark and in the parts of the park that stay open after dark because of kids, but if you go out there and tell a woman she might want to cover up or some man might think she's coming on to him, I guarantee the rednecks will tattoo your ass for it. I'm not trying to vilify you here....but you seriously might wanna get out more.

Well, I'm cis and hetero and if I saw a woman with her tits out my first thoughts would be she's hot AF (from the temperature...I hate i needed to come back and edit this in lest we go further), or she's tweaking...but we've led very different lives....at no point would I think she wants me to ravage her.....Unless we were in an intimate setting, and not even at her house, drinking a beer is an intimate setting unless we are dating. It's just odd that you automatically go there but it's whatever with me...I'm used to it now

Oh yeah...those things actually have stuff other than cartoons... maybe I will end up watching it.

Bout to take an anger nap. I was looking for Taos nap thread but apparently my eyes don't work

I'm glad you took the helm for this because I think doomer is mostly innocent in this but he's presenting it in a very odd way... After the baby thing, I'm just thinking he just kinda says things without thinking about how he comes off when he says it despite it coming from a completely innocent place.

Just a little effort and some spin....

Meanwhile, in Louisiana https://apnews.com/article/louisiana-wildfire-evacuation-4480702c29478bc8ee48b7108ac2c3ed EDIT: couldn't decide if I wanted to make a new thread for this but I'm not going to update it so I figured just add it as an afterthought to this one.... that's what it's going to be in reality anyway.

I didn't get hot chocolate today in this 107 degree weather. Context being we got a new coffee machine in the office...some know how much I hate coffee and the dope friends that drink it. It's automatic and it has hot chocolate tho....I don't like making it but the machine does it for me. I used to talk shit all day when I was in the office about these junkies huddled around their black crack machine and how fucking absurd it is to drink that shit then go out in triple digits heat. But it has hot chocolate....so I sneak into the kitchen when no one is looking and make some.... sometimes making upwards of 6 cups in a day. Today I was in the warehouse....there's no hot chocolate in the warehouse....so here I am, heating up a package of swiss miss from 2018

Wat cmon