André Toulon

I just learned how they jack off elephants and I now hope to never learn anything else.

Ok, you feel sleepy.....but does your mind agree

I see that much but I was just hoping for more...like "stop, do not engage" Oh well, Pat says he sees it but I went through the trouble anyway

I didn't either and will probably never finish it

Does the hand over the roygbiv avatar mean anything significant?

He reached for the toilet paper.... BUT THE ROLL WAS EMPTY 😱

A torta off the taco truck. I love this truck but I fear this time it gave me food poisoning. I've been miserable since about 6pm and the kids have colds so I gotta... A torta, I had a torta.,.stop rambling

Man, I'll just explain it to you when you're older. Or when disco and Pooh ain't looking at me. But I be body shaming her so I'm not gonna sit here and act like celebrities are ripe for parody to me by default. Your life is a movie....well, here's my review.

Having a harlem nights gala at the shop. I hope it goes well. Not my idea but I get roped into shit

This is my issue.... People calling themselves "the artist" by paying for premium AI and typing Jay-Z doing stand up. Shit is lame AF, but here we are.

Found a bunch of money. Woke up. Now I'm pissed

I came here to say the same about Ridder but Odin beat me

Pretty much in the way that she protects me from disciplining him. But if he wants something, here his ass comes. But yeah, I let neff get away with murder and I promise I'm gonna do better but....I dunno, she was here before him....which I know is a shitty excuse, but I can't stay mad at her. Plus she doesn't talk back....Buddy has to have the last word and....well...ugh

Tolja....You can find it for yourself if intetrested...I'm not giving either of these idiots or their supporters free views.

The 3 dots next to your name is how you edit

Ok, while I don't mind that you came to vent, the answer to the thread would just be "no"

......yeah? Very?

Ok, I'm not sure what's happening in my brain but here goes. Now I would like to point out, this dream seemed really long, but it all happened in the span of like 30 minutes because I was just here talking to a user in PMs and when I awoke, it said I sent my message 32 minutes ago. So it started out as me....like in a first person view. I was out in the woods and came across this old house. In the house was an elderly black dude and he asked me to stay for dinner. The more he talked toe, I realized his intentions were sexual, so I took off running. As I was running, he came out of nowhere with a dog and a rifle and said I could never get away from him in these woods. At this point it changed from 1st person to 3rd.... I'm like omnipresent and the guy was suddenly a tall, slender guy that looked a bit like Bokeem Woodbine (Google if it matters and you don't know). So the old guy shoots a hom in the leg....as he begs for his life, he shoots him in the back of the head, basically leaving his brain exposed. I'm thinking dude has to be dead but the old guy pours some fluid on his head and it heals. He then loads him up on a truck that came out of nowhere and drives him back to the house. I guess some time has passed because the shot dude is older now (the old guy that shot him looks the same) and they are like he ng out in an old rocking chair when the door opens. It's the old dudes son and some woman. The son says he wants the dad to meed the fiance and for some reason the son gets mad at Bokeem and says he was looking at his wife. A fight breaks out and Bokeem stabs the son and fiance with scissors and takes off running. This time he runs in the opposite direction into a swamp and find a highway where the cars just drive off into this swamp like it's normal. The police come and shoot the old dude, arrests Bokeem and I see a news article with Bokeem in a casket and Morgan Freeman saying he died 40 years later in prison. Oh, and the setting was kinda like the color purple...it wasn't modern. Normally I blame my TV playing for shit like this but this was just my brain because my TV was just on the match making screen for guilty gear. I.....I just don't know what to do with this homoerotic, Reconstruction era tale of rape and murder. Like seriously, wtf.

Or any other combination of those terms. I was raised solely by my mom, so I guess you can call me a Mama's boy by default but technically I raised myself since she worked all the time....We have a good relationship but she hardly coddled me. This question is fueled by experience as a parent though. I may elaborate organically if the conversation drives that way but honestly I'm just wondering about us, as "adults" now.

.....and now it doesn't. Is it a me thing. I'm not high so I know I'm not tripping. It only did it in the unpopular opinion thread....but now it's back to normal...wtfe, maybe I did something different Edit, I see now...if I don't let the page load all the way, it redirects...weird. not sure how I never ran into this before.

Aw man, so ✅ing who liked something loads a new screen now.... That's gonna suck

Tell us to fuck off, that always works

Mine was a bit more of a rollercoaster. Having 2 sets of friends was a bit taxing. Turns out, the hood was quite ok with me being a nerd and my nerd friends basically had me as muscle...so it worked out.

Well, at least this topic got traffic. Unlike the countless 'It's kinda funny" or "Why do people" threads. At least this was fun to bat around for a bit.....Thank god for awful people crying until they get their way.

It's the same apology Ja Morant had for brandishing guns. It's created by AI and the bitch men are going to o cry about that too. And lol about losing her money. Her PR dept. Did it just so YT didn't lose HER traffic. YouTubers don't got a lot of money from YT itself, they get it from merch, patreon and donations....all which would have never stopped despite demonetization. AVGN said YT checks are like 4k. A drop in the bucket compared to what these people make from idiots who follow them.