André Toulon

Fake fans will be out in droves now to celebrate 2-0

Why are y'all yelling

As I've said before, I don't say the shit here that I say in my little FB groups because I don't care if they think I'm nuts but I make those gambling mfers mad as hell when I tell them they are wasting their time unless they know the scripts. Everything from the Falcons blowing a Super Bowl lead against Brady to "boxers" throwing fights for Jake Paul. Steph consistently hitting full court lobs, Dieon Sanders glasses selling a million in one day after a sideways comment because nothing is a better fit for brainwashing than idolization+consumerism....know what, nevermind...I'm doing too much. Anyway yay football.

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If the parents ain't with it, it's on them, but the kids only work weekends and Buddy is in debate and basketball. On the off chance they overlap, his job HAS to let him off because he's 14. So it allows him around 12-16 hours a week which is just enough to make him responsible for his own entertainment. But again, that's a mom and dad battle and I'm not trying to get into the politics of the family dynamic here, but when buddy decides to snitch to his mama, I send him right on over there where he's the man of the house and has CHORES chores.....I don't have to worry bout Neff. Daddy's girl gonna be daddy's girl.... She'd much rather clean her room instead of an entire apartment.

See, I love to play along because I like football but if that man comes back in January, the NFL is legit the WWE. I already believe the NBA fake AF, but just so I can enjoy the thing that has given me joy for decades of my life, I turn a blind eye to a lot of shit in the NFL. But it's all fucking rigged/scripted. Even with the leaps and bounds of modern medicine, I'm not cosigning on on this man showing back up in 4 months.

Nah man, I paid kids for chores...it's not the same as punching a clock. Cleaning your room and doing the dishes at your leisure is way different than having to tweak your sleep and play schedule to adhere to the arbitrary whims of your chosen servitude. Your parents may say "ok, I want that trash taken out when your game is over"....that luxury isn't afforded to you when Pixiecut McCuntnuggets is upset that her burger came with onions. All that said, since she hasn't even acknowledged that suggestion, I just assume this kid working isn't an immediate option anyway.

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Making quesadillas. Chicken and a couple of steak for me

The thing about kids dumping money into games seems odd to most of us because we already know how hard money is to come by but my kids were throwing money at fortnite, sims I minecraft every time they got their allowance. At first it pissed me off and I drove myself crazy explaining to them that dumping all this money into the game was a scam, but then I remembered at their age I was throwing all my money away on cigarettes and weed....How can I actually judge them. But as I said, the situation fixed itself once they had to punch a clock for money. Buddy is still kind of irresponsible but he's light-years better than he was when I was putting a few bucks on his card every month.

In case you're wondering about TX child labor laws and want to hear from someone with a child and has actually looked into it, 14 year olds can work in TX. https://www.twc.texas.gov/jobseekers/texas-child-labor-law I wouldn't listen to anything that is apparently even less than anecdotal you may hear.

Whataburger might require a permit and parents to sign off on it iirc

Stop giving him money and make him get a job. Whataburger, Braums and Golden Chick all hire 14 year olds (assuming you're still in tx) I think we would need to know more about where he is on the spectrum to even begin to give advice though.

Yeah, it's just so weird to hear grown men sing "my pussy pink, my booty hole brown" at the top of their lungs.

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Now I really feel bad for the Jets

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There's a lilo and stitch anime.....

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Look man, ijs....let me have this. https://www.google.com/amp/s/abc7.com/amp/mexico-aliens-corpses-ufos/13776957/

Kudz is killing it...is it the Far Side thread? I haven't been keeping up but damn, he's lapping mfers.

But you did, in fact, know dude was AWOL. You have a patriotic duty to tell on him..... Ok, but this bores me now....I doubt anyone cares now or ever cared except someone else who was on the military. My cousin was AWOL and Unc, the Vietnam vet, used to tell us to stay away from him because the government was going to find him and arrest him and anyone around him. At the time I was like 8, so I totally believed that....then around 14 I realized this dude wasn't hiding at all or anything...at 20 I was like ok, maybe they discharged his ass dishonorably, but apparently, the life in jail I was told he was gonna get was never a thing. No one is telling on you, no one told on him, and how ever many years later this is, it's still of no concern to you. There is no purple heart for snitching.

Well dang....He really didn't show. Kinda disappointing but that was probably the joke anyway.

Dagnabbit Ghostzilla....now it's my patriotic duty to alert the proper authorities.