André Toulon

Just saw one taking my daughter to work. Dude let me get a pic, if only he knew how my daughter and I laughed at his ugly truck as we drove off. But dude was a celeb...we weren't the only ones to pull over. It makes a squeaky toy sound when you engage the locks...I hope to God that's customizable, or they are really trolling their customers

Unenthusiastic effort

Oh, is that what that is. Whew, I thought I was depressed or some shit

Only one of you can have the cure, I require a 700 word essay explaining why it should be you. Congrats in advance to the winner and.....ya know, happy birthday to the loser.

Well now I definitely believe his grandpa is cooler

It's TT behby

I'm thinking diarrhea

Ok Doomer

I dunno, I feel like this is pretty good

I take this back, after hearing Ocho scream confidently that endophyte can't possibly have a P in it just made my head hurt

Cool, she's y'all problem now

Ocho is way smarter than Shannon but Shannon won't stfu long enough to let the man cook. We get it, dude stutters, but that's why you picked him as your co-host. It's easy to be reductive to a person you never allow to make a point

I don't wanna say

Jesus, took me longer than it should to find him

It has its work cut out for it then...last time I was secure was..... Fuck, I'm usually quicker than this.... I'll be back with a zinger, just you wait.

I logged into my buddyroe FB not long ago for the first time in forever and she liked a post of mine 2 years ago, so that's why I even have her logged into the conscious part of my brain currently.... This was the long way of me saying 🤷🏿‍♂️

You mean the thing that makes fingers look like turds and close captions like scrapyard.....I'm not gonna hold my breath

SNES Killer Instinct is on the virtual console and I was excited af..,.only to discover it's virtually unplayable. Fighting games just do not work on Switch unless you actually buy a controller and hook it up to your TV....which defeats the purpose to me

....you left us and we will never be the same. Or we will.... I dunno. But I do know I want a nap

There are hundreds of these and most of them make me really uncomfortable but I can't get past how much Vernon reminds me of Soda Popinski.

Hot dogs

Subway

How googling mother's day made my phone auto correct it to mthor's day and I have died a little more inside from the realization of the time spent here.

Chick I dated from Jersey made it. She's literally the only person I've ever heard it from.

Also pork chops.... char Rock