André Toulon

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No one should take my advice .. I mean, I am the dude with the rare gastric disease that next stop is Mayo fucking clinic

😂 im this old

....um, whut? I remember the exploding Tesla but not this

Sonic cheese coney...ill cook tomorrow but honestly, no cap, fast food is cheaper.

Anyone remember what the last event of 24 was? I am drawing a complete blank. Brain was just full of the impending doom that we are currently experiencing.

Was it in a can with one of those pull tabs.... because yeah, you could have eaten that. Those fuckers are stored in warehouses with 0 refrigeration. Im not going to pretend that i know why or how... something, something preservatives or some shit but it wont go bad until you open it. If not, then maybe not....i prolly would have given it the smell test and ran it

It's mostly meh...but im gonna find him one of my trash pics anyway.

I swear i didn't know this was a full song but since the first time you posted it, i added it to a yt mix. I need to know who produced it... it's like Club Godzilla mixed with Manny. I can just listen to their beats.

That's a rough ass 30

I live in a ranch town in asscrack Oklahoma. It's rural and dominated by flying assholes. But you learn at an early age, they really aren't interested in you at all until you fuck with them. Not saying let them land on you and shit, but if you don't disturb the hive or needlessly attack one, they have little incentive to sting you Yellowjackets are a different story altogether. Just flat out assholes but their venom doesn't seem as potent as bees or wasps. They usually just swell me up at the point of contact. And I so far haven't needed the pen for that. Benadryl or ceterazine (sp) usually is enough

I gotta have something good for you...let's see

🤔 I'm allergic to bees. Without my EpiPen my throat will lock up....maybe even with it. I have never considered going outside a risk to my life. I feel like my smart ass mouth will get me killed before a bee will ....and I saw my girl as a kid Also watermelon, avocado, and for some reason Tide. But Tide won't kill me....just makes me really itchy and break out in hives My daughter dodged the bullet....my son, unfortunately, was not so lucky. But he now knows not to fuck with them and they don't fuck with him. Haven't had that problem since he was 6

Will there ever be technology that lets you just mute people irl. Maybe I'll just study ninjitsu until I learn how to do that smoke bomb/log thing. That would be much cooler

An Arby's gyro....it's ok. My expectations weren't high so I'm satisfied It has plenty of meat which just solidified my notion that this shit is camel

Lol, she made...."essentially" the same post again. Like an encore performance from a top tier

Omfg, just kill me. There's $72 on the dresser...it's yours. You can even have what's in my account...grab the white card and bypass pin. I'm in the bed, pillow already over my head because that's how I sleep...just come on in, and kill me...pretty sure this body is dead but still somehow animated

The last of the meat. $20 for 3 dinners is peak

Why did I think Wozniak was dead

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Oh weed...do you ever not have the answer😊

Meat...again...leftovers It's the Oklahoma sampler from swadleys. Just meat a roll and beans (you can pick a side, it doesn't have to be beans)

They can check insurance via tags. There's way more to this story...I'm pissed because I feel like bro was stalking me. I mean it could all be pure coincidence, but I saw this dude 3 times before he stopped me. 1: when I wan on my way back from picking up my son. He had a car stopped south bound and I was travelling north. It was a bit weird because his school is agricultural, so it's out in the stocks.....of the three years I've been taking buddy to school, he is the third one I've seen just patrolling the fucking woods. 2: after I got Neff from her school, I saw him again....with another car stopped at the intersection that takes you to Buddy's school. Meaning after his initial stop, he came back north. I know it's him because the "police" on his cruiser is faded. None of the others are like it. So while at the stop light, I get green and he's stopped at red. I just go on about my business while thinking (damn, bro must be trying to reach a quota) but still, not my problem. 3: As I'm heading East now, and all the traffic at the last get is behind me, I look in my rearview to get in the left lane. There are a few gravel trucks....and behind them, I see this jack ass. I'm not concerned, as far as I know I'm legit ...but I'm like "man, I'm really sick of seeing bro" so I make my left....I look behind me because I'm slightly paranoid, but he's not there so I just keep rolling. Climax: this road I'm on is a pretty decent stretch and I'm just in the right lane so I'm no longer really checking the rear view. Eventually I get to the light, and stop ....I'm enjoying my music until I look in the rear view ... Where the fuck dude came from is a mystery....he didn't turn behind me (I thought) but suddenly he's on my ass. I make the legal right on red...he doesn't even stop...just turns behind me so I know he coming to fuck with me, but why? And you know the rest.