André Toulon

I need a close shave and no Norelco, Remington, or anything else can do what I need them to

Ok cool... because if I'm being a dick, I will definitely tell you...I was just confused and kind concerned because do I like have ultra instinct dickishness now. But I can understand that in a direct quote reply, it can be interpreted personally... probably could have worded it better

I...don't feel like I did. I made the joke like I didn't know what cleaning a room was...I was like nah, just to solidify that I was kidding....then I confessed my hoarding nature and disdain for food items being left around so it didn't sound like I was sleeping with Cheetos or some shit. Wanted to be clear on what I meant by clutter.... Then I did that thing where I should end my post but I keep typing because my brain hasn't opened the memo about the point being made 12 sentences ago.

I....didn't say you did. I'll go reread to see if I implied it.

I would spend 60% of my day clawing my face with my unclipped nails.

I mean, it was a joke....I don't actually think is supposed to work like that😂 It's just reads like more more neck stomping by the ones in power. "Hey, the people have money ....doesn't that belong to us? Let's raise our prices and blame it something other than corporate greed. Just to 180 to, ok, ok ...we got the thing that was forcing us to charge so much has leveled off, so prices can go down....but to that end, we're gonna have to let most of you go...were just not making the money to keep you..... And the cycle continues I don't know shit about Argentina either, but I've seen the movie several times

Wait, did I get that pic from here... because that's Twitter, isn't it? I don't frequent that place.

I was like she's not a user....but then I was like who TF is gonna stop me ... I guess I'll actually try to find a relevant pic for you, mom. Well .....uuuum...she was arrested in the same decade as your birth. 🤷🏿‍♂️

Not mine. This is my daughter's cat. It does not live here, but due to freezing weather and circumstances that made me fold and allow it over here, I give you, Kitty It's a more complex name than is implied, but surprise, finally a story I don't feel like telling

I mean.... isn't that exactly how that shitty sliding scale is supposed to work.

Disclaimer: I'm not in the business of posting false info, and I don't usually post shit I can't source or link to but I just want to post this take now before I forget. I will fact check when I get time, but It's not really the possibility that this is false that worries me. So in the truck, on the radio I hear that Trump's plan is to gut these agencies and programs then distribute the money to the American people. I have to assume he said something to this effect because I've seen a few post on Social media about how Trump will be sending out checks (God, I hate people) But here's my problem if he did indeed say this shit. Do you idiots at all realize that any money he will allegedly send you is worthless if food skyrockets, gas goes up, imported goods go up or stop existing, you can no longer afford to go to the doctor you barely can afford now, but can still go because of gov. programs, and the huge fact that none of this money will be coming from the elites that already haven't paid a dime in taxes. Sure, you can make the argument that now you're in control of the money and if you don't have health insurance, or schools or food that you can do it yourself and if you don't that's your own fault, but what you morons don't get is that a lot of y'all are fucking morons ...myself included. But I'm smart enough to know I can't grow enough food to feed my family, I can't fix a broken limb, and I damn sho ain't about to fill a pothole on the highway. Just wanted to get this out of the way....and feeling cute, might delete later if I find I got bad Intel.... Because the only thing worse than mainstream news media is the radio who is at liberty to read you a twitter feed on their 3 minute news breaks

Wtf is that? Nah, I have a ton of clutter and unnecessary shit I need to toss away but I do not ever leave food or anything open in my room. I cannot stand when people just leave food or dirty dishes anywhere other than the kitchen or trash. It's probably one of the biggest reasons I rarely invite anyone over....really bih, that tea bottle couldn't find the trash can huh, just gonna leave that shit on the floor so someone can kick it under the couch.....you ate all the fries, why tf did you leave the box on the bar. Who raised you?

This is the most I've ever had, and I was growing it out of spite. Oh, you don't like beards...well fine, we can both burn bih.

Anyone that's going to say shower or bathe....This isn't the thread for you and you need to wash your ass. Shaving....I fucking hate shaving, but I've always hated facial hair on the sides of my face. Stache and goatee is cool, but I'll never have a full beard. And now, due to the sarcoid, I have to shave because the hair follicles....for some dumb reason make my face hurt when they grow past stubble. But I haaaaaaaaate shaving. I literally put it off until I can no longer take it....like just now. Another is clipping my nails. When I quit smoking, I lost the habit to bite my nails too. So they grow and grow until I wind up cutting myself with my claws and need to cut them. I don't really hate it, but I never really pay attention to it until I fuck around and hurt myself

To be even more fair, I would be dead if my thirst for a girl who friend zoned me hadn't been staying at my family's house during Katrina because she was my mom's intern for a while and she had nowhere to go. I ignored every single news update and was ready to ride that shit out until my mom said "you better come off that coast, we all at Butch's house, and I'm bringing Tee with me". Packed up my dog and PlayStation and ran up there. 12 hours later, my crib was underwater...what was left of it, and my ass can't swim. I'm hardheaded and kinda dumb sometimes.

It's ok, Vivy and the Singularity project will save us

You can really feel his lack of personality every time he gets on camera.....but I definitely enjoy that despite that flaw, he's still siphoning Trump's limelight.

This, and it was good.....really good. I got there right when everything was being restocked.

🤦🏿‍♂️ I swear....every damn day just get fucking stupider

I actually have nothing to do...it's driving me nuts And I'm like " I could be on PlayStation" but I'm not really in the mood for it. I miss Packard

TIL currency in Vietnam is called Dong and now I want to move there just to ask "how much dong is this"

Oh shit, y'all actually got snow. They've just been bullshitting down here...no snow but still no school. Not sure if they have school tomorrow...check in the morning...well in a few hours. Probably up for the night, I crashed at 530 and just got up.

Grilled fish and rice...one of my faves. So simple yet satisfying

It's cool, I was done with him after throwing that match. Trump can have him...I got a few 80s heroes left

Ok, his video is hilarious to me......but the motherfucking heat that followed it 🤯 Waifu trap music is just bonkers🤣