André Toulon

Shit happens sometimes...i have no clue why... More importantly....Classic makes music...? Or am I just stupid, and not getting the joke

Oh, I guess I should also say that after a week or so (not fucking around a putting a deadline like i did with survivor and then have other shit to do that day) I'll compile the results and set up a poll thread for voting...assuming this picks up any traction

Thx for saying Poke....I never would have remembered otherwise

Definitely a woman beater....just look at him (I know that's not Tyreek, but I've been looking for a reason to post this and the name fit. TH's neck is unmistakable)

I think UEMB needs an awards ceremony. So to that end, I would like to jump right in with the categories (possible expansion upon requests or new shit I pull out my ass at 2am). Light ribbing is of course allowed but no flaming or trolling except where it's obviously encouraged (trust me, you'll know when its ok). So I am asking for nominees in each category. Feel free to say someone even if they've already been mentioned, I dont expect anyone to dig through every single post trying to see if that person was mentioned. You also don't HAVE to nominate someone for each category, but it'll help due to the rather shallow pool of users. As I post the categories, I will also add my nominee to get us started. So without further ado. MOST SERIOUS POSTER: Who among us, despite being in this sewer of grown children, do you feel stays on task and keeps threads on topic. They actually have your respect. (Tsar) MOST UNSERIOUS POSTER: Doesn't always contribute much to the topic but tends to be a welcome addition to any thread, just to break up the monotony. (Naraku360) FUNNIEST POSTER: You just know there's gonna be a stitch in there. (Molarbear... would be Seight, but where'd bro go?) WISEST: Full of info you didnt know and even though you weren't trying to, ya might learn something (Mthor) MOST POLARIZING: Sometimes you agree with them, sometimes you're like wtf are they on about...regardless, you always read just to see deeper into that headspace (Scoob) BIGGEST +1ER: Where did they even come from. Bomb dropped and when the smoke clears, they are gone as quickly as they appeared (stilgar) THE GAMER: Gonna need some help from the gaming folder because the only ones I'm aware of off the top of my head are Gunner, Kudz,Tao, Odin, Classic, and myself...so please feel free to nominate some more obscure users I may not be aware of (going with Kudz on this one...he may be mostly retro, but he oft brings shit to the table I've forgotten all about) WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS: Seriously, why😆 (classic) THE EMPATH: Even in the midst of big ass kids, they always seem to post in good faith (UWP) TOPMOD: Who do you hope gets your civility report....But seriously, which mod you rocking with (Pooh) THE JOCK: All the knowledge about sportsballs (again, would go with Seight...and anyone can definitely nominate him, but I dont know where he is....So Molar grabs another) FUCK YO COUCH POSTER: Definitely doesn't care how you feel about their posts and doesn't mind pushing the envelope....is that a saying?....just pretend it is (Benji) ARTSY FARTSY: I dont think i really need to explain it...they always have some sort of idea that coincides with a particular project and the ilk (Disco) THE POLITICIAN: I just trust their takes on these things, simply because they seem to be paying attention (Jman) THE MUSICIAN: Not exclusive to those who play instruments...They just seem to be closely in tune with the music (Edit to give the nomination to Doomer...forgot i already gave kudz gamer...) MOST UNDERRATED: Give this mfer their flowers....they are here all the time...making the place better. At least attempting activity (TAO) BIGGEST WEEB: I dont have Toonamites archived into my brain, so definitely asking for help here, but since he helped me find a place to watch anime (Top gun) POTHEAD: duh. (Since I know of at least 2 ladies guaranteed a nomination, I'm dropping UWP here to preemptively expand the pool) PERMBANNED JACKASS: See...told you that you'd know when its ok (Nabs....was gonna go with Packard, but he pretty much has NO value other than to kick around. Nabs was at least funny sometimes) That's what I've got so far.... I think. As I said, feel free to add to the category list, and feel free to nominate anyone from folders I may not visit....Asking you not nominate yourself and again.... I reserve the right to get bored and start phoning shit in...

Nachos

Well at this point, i think we'd all be in danger of a ban....so I'm not gonna be able to cosign

I think it was her birthday a few days ago...at least thats what FB said....i was going to make her a birthday thread, but thought the reference would be wasted on anyone under 45

I too have a question...And mine is funny

Ahem

Stfg

Brinner

Me, hoping this is real

I would assume Joe Nameth, because I cant think of literally any other Jets qb that ever existed

Burger

See, this shit is why i hope we are smart enough not to feed this new thread you dug out your ass. If you just want to talk, use pms, if you have new info, use your same thread. If you're just spamming to be a dick, fuck off.

Made spaghetti for the kids and made me a burger

We got a night game so i probably wont see it until later later.

Biscuits and syrup