André Toulon

Leftover Panda

They're too big of bitches to not be bitches when called bitches. It's becoming way too clear that there's no red or blue..just purple. Dems ain't gonna do shit... they're hoping a few Republicans save them from having to open their mouths

A banana, and PB&j

I still haven't figured out if I'm going to off Adam Sandler or Pauly Shore first.

Gonna need these later

Is this a reference or a story, because nah...I ain't heard that one

....y'all are prone to floods? Like...in the valley or some shit? This is a new one on me

Pst....which one is she talking to?

New fear unlocked....whale coming up out of my toilet and swallowing me. I had heard that a whale can't swallow a human but I never looked into it because why....I ain't going out there. Mfers love to talk about going on cruises, but you'll catch me jumping out of a plane first. The fear of water that Louisiana can instill in you is real.

Panda ex

I just found out the chip isn't like a GPS. I just defaulted to that, but it just has its info on it. Why isn't it traceable with a phone app or something.

OH GALentine's day ....like for gals I was reading this as Gālentine's day and went left. Ok, I can work with this *Angry transformation sounds* *fFaux cis male victimization, activate* See, If I bake my bro cookies shaped like dicks, I'm gay....but women can just do whatever. What about me🤬

Ok ...this doesn't prove me wrong, but now I really think I'm not right

......I have no clue wtf this is. Like.....I'm mentally 15 so I have thoughts but I'm probably wrong, but regardless, FIRST!

Deli Turkey and a pickle

Welp, I watched it and now you have to too I don't actually expect anyone to watch any of this.....but just randomly skip to any random point in this shit and I guarantee you will think WTF in less than 45 seconds.

God we're such a clownshow

Chicken Alfredo.... scratch. Well....not the noodles, but the sauce, yes

I love how being high is so easy with the discreet ways available to me

Nothing in my neck of the woods

It's been a good day..... Something is suspicious 🤨

I watched killer tomatoes the movie semi recently (within the last 8 years) and it was just as campy trashy as it was back then. Honestly didn't expect it to hold up that well

Leftover El tap. There was more food than it looked, plus I had an unpictured chili relleno. Don't know what anyone else is eating tonight... they're on their own

I dunno, Wacky has been full defensive. He says he misread my post, so I'll give him that but he seemed upset that I even asked what Elon has done.