André Toulon

Its painful watching a mfer who never learns continuously refuse to learn so you have no choice but to watch them fail because they dont want to listen.

Pp with bacon. I buy it by the pound so there will likely be more pp days

Ok, im very well versed on sleep paralysis...in fact, once im aware of it, i try playing with it....but this was different. I was on a bench in a subway or something....i say something because i wasn't waiting for a train ...more like i was guarding something but couldn't move. People walked by and i would have my hand out, begging them to help me get off this bench...most just laughed, one blew smoke in my face (the good kind so i was conflicted)...this dog tried to get my attention but I could not get up to see what was wrong. I was screaming but no ine could hear me...or they gould dnd didnt care...really, I couldn't hear me. A girl on roller skates tried to grab my hand but it was like i was a ghost....the my conscious mind kicked in and i was was thrashing, mustering all my strength, almost in tears (dream tears) and i started thinking....am i dead, is this my hell....stuck in a subway, forever ridiculed because I cant leave. Finally, i kept pushing ....hands to the side, knees firm, thighs flexed, ankles.....ankling and suddenly, I pop up in bed....which for some reason seemed off for a few seconds....like where TF am I. Tldr, +Theory....Some of my memories were changed by the software and I tried to Neo that shit, but I'm not Neo so I'm ust back here and i didn't have a German Shepherd named Pinch when I was 10

Sonic coney

No effing clue. I learned to shave with a straight razor with a handle, but the first that i bought on my own, no clue

Jokes on you...its dropping acid and going to Chuck E Cheese

come play monster hunter with me

Meh, a piece of grilled chicken from the cookout sunday. Mama flying in tonight, and the kids mother going to get her so I'm cleaning and i needed something that didn't produce dishes

Wait..wut?

Bro, I can't even be mad....like, I started out mad until.... Look, man...he said "broom" and I almost needed my inhaler.... Just to clear it up...I know in Japan, this is an homage...not ridicule...i feel like i was invoking a chastising.

Some people have this faux altruistic gene that makes them think "that guy is alone, he must be loney... I'm such a good person, I'll go brighten his day" Nah bih, I've been waiting for this moment, then here your ass come with this dialogue nonsense. Now get the hint from my monosyllabic replies and grunts or you're risking a "omfg, stfu" in coming moments

Spaghetti

https://www.pcgamer.com/games/adventure/black-mirrors-interactive-episode-bandersnatch-is-being-removed-from-netflix-as-the-technology-has-served-its-purpose/ What does that even mean

Red beans and Walmart chicken last night

Chicken n ribs

So much food i stole from the kids family reunion

Glad i dont work there because i would have written "save me a spot"

This is George, right No...no it was dark Jerry when he was trying to fool Pings cousin

Here, I got a bunch of these I need to delete

Oh, this is a meme of sorts.... I thought Artemis was just on some freaky Cell simp shit.

Lol, i like how this lasted 2 meals.... I've been in talks with Bernie to get you reinstated....until then

As far as i remember, theres no 30 lives code for 3....i remember getting the homing missiles in stage 1, standing on a ledge and taping the button down on a turbo controller to farm lives, then i would come back later and beat it. I can get as far as the overhead desert stage without dying (tho i have high potential to die when you have to missile hop in the sky in the stage before), but the goofy controls and wonky map make me just hemorrhage lives there. But the true last boss is kinda easy iirc (this is the one with the brain and the eyeball, right... I've played so many contras), just gotta get thru that overhead stage.