André Toulon

Left over subway

Its hilarious because when hit with the notion to move to OK, my conceding factor was "OK education can't be worse than MS" but here we are. Luckily, the girl has graduated but the boy goes to an agricultural school and of course they are going to adopt the bible mandates

Oh, so making shit up again because a white elephant is not an elephant project.... you're not cool enough to invent lingo.

🙋🏿‍♂️.... Whats an elephant project?

No...no he does not. Its what makes it sad but not even close to sad enough to gravitate pity in his direction

Also spiders....spiders should be illegal

Its bulshit...do you know how many times my blind ass has gone to the bathroom at 3am, turn the lights on and see a spider on the counter, so i sleepily look around for something to kill it and finally decide to crush it with a lotion bottle, just to pick up the bottle, see it stuck to the bottom and realize is some broads eyelashes Now shes mad because i crushed her stupid eye visors

When they get enough outta you from the tariffs, they might.

He's a field grazer

I'm gonna take my sons phone. Im texting him, looking dead at him not even look to see who it is, just closing the notification and going back to his game. But when he needs a cash app, he'll spam tf outta me

Fake eyelashes

I don't want to play this angle too tough....but i have yet to see them on online users at the same time. I was willing to abandon it based on that, even though that's easy enough to fake

Should this site change the rules and just ban you for clearly being stupid... Also....exponnentially? 🤔 🫕

Lol, the elementary school dropout has a negative opinion of college professors....checks out

Nooooooo.....my Chesto berry

Subway again

"How do you know I'm not the troll"-Ghostrek 2009

I'll check after the 1st

No, no....let him cook so they can pick his dumb ass up from the shoprite employee break area in his oversized clothing, costume jewelry and backpack of stolen goods

I bite my tongue in my sleep sometimes...its the most annoying tick that I've recently developed.

Nothing, just stirring a pot. 2 hrs, eh

Nope

This fking dude. He used to do shot with these other guys but this big meech shit blew up for some reason and now it's every day with this clown