Sawdamizer

Wait.... TICC is the first person to get banned?? I'm kissed about this...

Well, in banking.... I have seen it all because money tears families, relationships, friendships, complete strangers apart.... and I just sit back and laugh. Client - "I HAVE FRAUD ON MY ACCOUNT, $49.99 FOR SOMETHING I DIDN'T AUTHORIZE! I WANT IT REMOVED AND THE FEES REVERSED" Me - "I can see you are upset, lets review the account together Mr. Customer and see if we can figure out what happened? OK? ok.... so it says here that there was a purchase for barely ILLEGAL box busters 9000, there were monthly charges since January and it is April now.... did you not authorize these? Also, it appears that there are other similar purchases of the same nature." Now, the wife is sitting right there horrified and I will then proceed to ask her the same question, as it is a joint account. At this point I pop popcorn in my head and prepare the account closure paperwork. Why?

RIP

Dammit, I have to go adult for the afternoon and will have to check back on this drama later. Or I will forget and get the deets from Buddy..

I have rope he can BORROW....

Lol

I'm building a team, what qualifications do you have? It's ok to lie to me too.

........ but nobody wants to actually talk to you.

I get about 100 emails a day for work. Random FB messages, usually people that need something from me and I don't click read.... texts are frequent because fuck talking on the phone unless it's for a sale....

Your avatar fits this response perfectly.

When do we get to see the video? Asking for a friend.

Try sucking a bunch of gay dudes dicks, that might help.

Pong? Yeah... Pong. NES - Mario and Final Fantasy SNES - Final Fantasy Playstation - Parasite Eve PC - Quest for Glory or Doom Xbox - Halo Real life? Yuuuuurmom

I have been killed in dreams often, which has led me to believe I know what it feels like to get shot in the chest.... I couldn't breathe, I couldn't move and everything went dark in my dream. Then I woke up and I was convinced for a bit that I had been hit.

Because they are all a bunch of tossers.

PIC OR STFU

SMEGMA!!!!

As the dude that tested out every year...... lmao.

Chillin on the beach with a line in the water.

You guys are weird.... cleaning up piss outside of the toilet is annoying and not enjoyable.

Star Trek is gay ass fuck.

Finally get me some samgyetang.