Sawdamizer

I just took a shit.... that's all I got.

And no invite... this is some bullshit.

Lol got her

Looks like they are smashing on their flavors of hi-chews though.

Pissing in the upstairs sink because the toilet was broke and didn't want to walk downstairs.

So how many dicks did you suck on your first day?

I do the preflush thing when I'm pissing... like I have no idea why I do it but when I pee I flush the toilet mid stream and I always wonder why.... not like my bladder knows I'm trying to hurry it up.

I remember when Halo was fun.

I love when you go savage and shit.

His voice was pretty iconic.

You're quite annoying.

I was gonna be a dick.... but it seems everyone is bring serious.

Youve been quite unhinged lately.

Yah there is a nice journal, it has the venture brothers... Monarch symbol on it... pretty legit... I will put some stuff in and send it on its way.... I have drank/drunk/drink so much out of it.... but I want to send you some booze too, what do you like? Nips.... HA! NIPS!

Can't imagine why.....

Thanks babe....send me more shirts... your testical festival shirt has been a huge hit.

Alright alright, I got your PM still. I was going to smash it on the ground to be a dick... but I just drank out of it last night and I was like, HEY! But I will get it out and the book as well..... I will draw you a picture in it for you, what can I draw for you? I am terrible at drawing... so be kind... or else it will just be a veiny dick.

See? Just wanted to see who was paying attention..... so eat my dick.

Peewees playhouse... name the black guy! Also, Mex.... I think I owe you the shot glass?

Dick pics incoming.