Sawdamizer

Go out there and fuck a mom to show them how much you appreciate them getting down with the D. What will you be doing for your moms? I think I drunk glitter bombed my mom the other day.... I hate her and she hates me... so I doubt I'll hear about the results... but I was charged $24.99 for the service and shipping....

Come on BB... don't be like that.... Nothing is free and I need you to understand that $20 is $20 ???

I'd say there is a 99% chance you've cleaned up her after spunk at some point in your elustreous career as a pro spunkmopper.

I would have high fived you if you did.

Candy[/member] , So post your salary? How can we possibly know?

She considers that income too.

Girl thought it was hilarious I don't think I cracked a smile.... it's way to try hard.

Mmhmmm

He's going to be a fucking hung ass female

I mean, those schools get incentives for accepting minorities. I was in college with a kid that dropped out of high school but could catch an egg shaped ball of pigskin.... fullride.... and he had no clue what a common denominator was.... Anecdotal of course... but... I'm white and irish.... I ain't got shit handed to me.

She?

You know... you could have just called her the n word and saved yourself some letters and words

Not me.

Invite please.

Now she is furiously googling local events, admission price, and times and location to post that she isn't a pathological liar... but we know.

It's a hard life but I adapted well.

What a stupid thing to go to......

Wacky asking the hard hitting question.

Quit buying fat asian sex dolls and you can help the kid out..... jesus Ghostie, you selfish as fuck.

Hey, they don't want to get busted either. Cops won't ask them to get naked to negotiiate.

He should know to get the girl naked as soon as she walks in and discusses any money.... when they get naked they aren't cops.... Fun little tip.

Nothing. Just throw me in the trash. Seriously though, I will have money in escrow to hire someone to spin a crank on my coffin at my funeral..... to an endless loop of pop goes the weasel....... I won't be there to see their faces, but man the suspense would be terrible.

Which one do you want it from, and why?

I want it to be a contest though.

I have seen some shit man. Completely numb.