Sawdamizer

:fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: :fap: My porn fetish has changed and I can't stop now. I can't tell you what it is.... but I would like if you would all take a guess? Be nice though, I am sensitive.

Vodka it is.

Welp, stage 9000 cancer from this fucking thread.

Don't worry, I still think you are a faggot.

1. Would you change the color of your eyes? Nah 2. How many hot dogs can you eat in one sitting? I've eaten the whole pack before, but they have to be a bit over grilled and lots of A1 3. When did you have your first original thought? Still waiting. 4. Have you ever seen a frog kid? Like, a tadpole, yes.... a cross mutation between a human and frog, also yes. 5. Do you classify yourself as human? That's offensive 1) Are you now or have you ever been a communist? 2) How often do you piss on the ones you love? 3) Longest you have performed oral? 4) Thought about Buddy and his glorious penis? 5) Is Fuggs really THAT fat?

Goat Simulator ftw.

Tough shit, I play for keeps.

If you didn't think I would keep it.... you all are fucking retarded. I am a white male banker..... I keeps what I takes. SO the game is over... and fuck you all very much. Pooh, thanks for the Tequila... I gave it to a chick that went down on me for a bit.

Shoulda... but didn't.... now get butt naked.

I already downloaded jaunty show tunes, we can listen to them in our undies.

Now we talkin

Quit that shit.

Post a pic of your tits.... lets get this thread moving.

Yup. Home office, Hyannis office, Osterville office, Nantucket and Vineyard offices. Today? I am in my underwear listening to Trance and inputting a few loans.

You aint even frowning....

Are you asking for.... a.... deposit?

Poof, come knock my junk around... quit playing me.

Bring mixers homie.... quit being a shitbag and drinking all my booze and not giving anything back

Then get up here and grab your ankles bitch. Whats the problem?

It's March tho.... so that means my pale ass skin hasn't seen the sun in a bit.... I am super white right now.... You down to swirl?

K, Drooogs for Buddy and sex for Tempty. This day is turning out.... alllllllllllllllllright.

Want me to send you pics of my penis?

So.... like... who wants to come over and smack my junk around while I am on conference calls and talking to clients? Anyone? Nah.

Also uncut dicks are weird.

Why do you say that?