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UnevenEdge

Mode 7

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Everything posted by Mode 7

  1. Like Scrooge McDuck likes to wear a pair of spats without pants
  2. Her first toy was a socket wrench
  3. His first toy was a garbage disposal
  4. Two baked potatoes and rice. These two potatoes are some biguns
  5. Has started an online petition to bring back Smurfberry Crunch Cereal
  6. Always checks for monsters under the bed and in the closet before going to bed
  7. What he meant to say was to shave my head for food.
  8. Eats the shells instead of the actual walnut
  9. Once killed a spider with a flame thrower
  10. Just so we're clear the ass everyone is talking about is TAO's pet donkey Lulu
  11. Drinks booze from a sippy cup
  12. Thought badminton was spanking mittens for misbehaving
  13. Is vice president of the ever so popular Robert Stack fan club. Yours truly is of course the president.
  14. Gave Mr. Hoonie a ride in his Oscar Mayer Weinermobile
  15. President of the Karl Malden fan club
  16. Drinks wine with a straw
  17. I've been binge watching the Smurfs all week and what's strange is that I've laughed more now watching this then I did when I was a kid.
  18. I ordered a pizza, I didn't feel like cooking or doing dishes after working a long shift.
  19. Eats ice cream with a fork
  20. Talks like Huckleberry Hound when pissed
  21. Used to be roommates with Alundra Blayze
  22. Had to take a personal day the moment he found out that Undertaker and Kane were not really brothers
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