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Concerning the OP....I think it just got familiar and the scant few of us that still frequent this place have unfinished business here....Like an internet pergatory, but you kinda like it.... Sometimes I wonder what things would be like if the current AS twitter/FB/IG communities decided to treat us as a real entity......And then I'm like "Nah, I kinda like it how it is...Sure, a more robust community would be nice, but what if AS decided to bring their forums back....Would we all abandon this place, or is this something more than just a splinter of the old boards.....Are we like.....Friends?.....Fucking ew"
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Is "howdy" an acceptable greeting where you live?
BlackNoir replied to SwimModSponges's topic in Free-For-All
Forever, my man....Forfuckingever. -
I may have the $3 in change in my car....I have no use for the shit.
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Who the hell took this pi.... No, why did anyone take this pic....You're like a mile away....Unless the picture is really of Tom Cruise's sexy lean into the bar there.
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I swear I wasn't high when I thought of this
BlackNoir replied to Doom Metal Alchemist's topic in Free-For-All
I wonder if these types of images triggers sponges sezures. -
....Is this for real, because I want it to be. At any rate, last time I was at an IHOP at 2am, I was soooooo shitfaced. I don't remember ordering, I don't remember waiting for an order, I don't remember us going back to the house, and I don't remember eating the food.....But I DO remember having a problem paying. Like I knew I had money but couldn't find it or some shit....Like I had the wrong card, or no cash....I honestly don't remember what the issue was...I just remember being faded and the girl looking real annoyed.....That stuck out and that face still is burned into my memory.
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I'm suspecting that since we got a new booty with powers, he's just trying them out...He'll get bored soon enough.
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On FB, daily....With his other character, Robbie Stax....Globetrotting gambler, and poker king...I mean, he has like 4 different characters, but all anyone ever saw was the pedo one.
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Finding myself more and more on the asexuality spectrum lately
BlackNoir replied to jackiemarie90's topic in Free-For-All
I'm late to the party on this one, and this is going to be a real "dad" post, but if the things about college life aren't what you expected and doesn't seem like something you're into.....Just take this time to study, and smash that GPA....You've effectively put the kibosh on the usual distractions, so Become Dr. Jackie and you can figure out the sex shit later. Trust me, whether you choose it or not, sex will always be available....But you might not get another shot at an education in this capacity....I mean, you can go back to school any time, sure.....But knocking it out while you aren't focused on humping and partying my be a gift in disguise. I know another big thing you talk about is depression....But I honestly can't help you with that. I have no idea what depression actually is anymore since it's used to describe some many feelings....So I avoid even touching on that -
I got into the series long ago and I just kinda fell out of love with it.....I may give this one a shot, but Spring 21 is quite a ways off....I might be into something else by then.
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I can't think of that many qualities I need in a friend.....I need someone who likes to play fighting games, but not at my house....Just over the internet....And just in case i ever run out of weed, they got it on deck....But I haven't ran out of weed in like 12 years. Hell, I actually have this friend and personally, I could stand a lot less of him because sometimes he likes to chat on messenger, and it's always about girls he finds hot, but is too chickenshit to talk to....Not scared like some guys here...Just scared to talk to them like humans.....He offers them money and doesn't understand why that offends some of them....
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......So they made someone with barely enough posts to see DF a mod? Oh well, I guess.
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I have a terrible habit of grocery shopping, planning meals, and then getting lazy and getting carry out when I'm here alone.....I love cooking, but only when I have an audience....I'll eat trash if I'm alone. The kids are my usual motivation to cook, and Buddy loves helping out in the kitchen.....Neffie, not so much, but she signed up for home ec this year....Which shocked the shit out of me, so maybe she'll get more involved when she's not terrified of the stove any more. But just like tonight, I wasn't expecting the kid's mother to come over and pick them up, so I made a huge salad, and thawed out some wings and grated cheese for macaroni......So I had no choice but to cook this food and I'll take some for lunch and probably eat leftovers again tomorrow night......Had I known, I totally would have gotten some Oke Poke instead.
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Ban onsight by yourself?
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you know what they say about people with big feet
BlackNoir replied to resurrected's topic in Free-For-All
I wear 13s....The black shoes are my son's 10.5s -
cyborg
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Most of us have known each other for years and anyone we haven't, we've probably become fine with just not knowing them..... I mean, i wouldn't read them, so i wouldn't write one.
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Lured? And I kinda think you mean liberty and justice for all.
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nah, man.
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Titty and sock money should be banned everywhere.....And I even met one bitch who thought that shit was appealing...I stood there staring, and she reached under her stretched out mudflaps, and she was like "If you keep looking, it might jump out on it's own" and since I was much younger than I am now, and she was an older lady, I just said "Sorry, I wasn't staring, I was just in deep thought"....I didn't tell her that thought was "OMFG, I do NOT want to touch this money"
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sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke
BlackNoir replied to Mix's topic in Free-For-All
Dammit, that's not how this goes. -
I know what you mean, I can't perform under obligation and it's just all around bad for everyone. This chick had been trying to give me some for years and I just wasn't into it...She was attractive when we met, but before I hit, she had got out there bad on xans, and her weight loss did not help her. Anyway, she kinda backed me into a corner and I felt bad for her (looooooot of shit when wrong for her all at once and none of it was drug related...Just a string of the shittiest luck I've ever seen first hand)....Like, I wanted to help her get out of the situation she was in...Not toss her some dick, but LSS, I could never achieve full wood, and it just made her feel worse. I wound up leaving, getting drunk, and then I was horny and able to fly, but afterwards, I didn't feel accomplished...I felt more like "well, that's out of the way". We had sex like 3 times after that, but it was always after her crying and "needing a friend" and all that shit so I would have to get wasted just to even want to do it....I was so happy when she told me she was moving, but had to pretend I was devastated....She still calls and texts but i told her I was back with one of my exes and she's scared of her, so that's buying me some time because she's always like "Next time I come thru, we should have dinner and drinks" and I'm like "Can't get away right now"
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I'm still just a yugioh man myself....And I guess pokemon....I have legit NEVER seen anyone play that as a card battle game and I always forget that's a thing.