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[classic swim]

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  1. I feel so, so sorry for the folks I buy booze from. They tell me all the time when they’ve been assaulted or threatened. Stupid fucks out there.
  2. Tao would grab a bag of popcorn and joyfully watch his partner’s vagina be ripped apart by that baseball head.
  3. BrBa exposing the people to Darondo was the greatest thing it ever did.
  4. I can see someone likes to party.
  5. FullSizeRender.mov ghost outrunning his gf or bf.
  6. ghostrek, I think you’d do a great job fending yourself against these herbivorous primates. Sorry to hear you’re kinda cheesed off right now about Williams Street.
  7. Rambo Ghosty? How would you take down such a ferocious beast?
  8. Hey ghostrek what would you do if a big ass gorilla was out in the jungle and it started chasing after you?
  9. It would be nice one of these days to just run away and not tell anyone. If I had the means to move somewhere else or even leave without a trace for just a bit, I’d probably thank myself.
  10. Have it spayed. That oughta solve the problem.
  11. Menino died shitting himself.
  12. “You m-mm-miss when times were better? B-bb-but-but - relations were doo doo poo poo!” And they still are! While you’ve been stuck in your own little pussy bubble. ‘Cause you’re a pussy. ”B-bb-but-but-but- DAE iphone??!?!?!” Yeah... I gotta order wired earbuds online now. Because they don’t put that shit in regular (normal people!) stores anymore! I’d rather be sent to Alcatraz than purchase AirPods.
  13. He’ll be endorsing creamy peanut butter when he’s done telling the world he loves to cum.
  14. Spent thirty bucks on *checks notes* chips, salsa, and Pepsi. With some tequila waiting at home. The tequila was cheaper. That’s our fucking economy.
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