[classic swim]

@ghostrek!! I love you with all my heart, and I’ll swear my life on anything to prove that, my friend. I’d never want to hurt you. It was just a really funny thread. I was being stupid and spitballed it to be about your campaign, which I would still very much endorse btw. I hope to earn your forgiveness!

Naughty!

20 year old white boys: You got your cartoon meme. Fuck off in a hole.

Hooray for Scoob! Happy birthday! *and sorry, Stonergoth. Nothing personal. Happy birthday to you too!*

I spent an hour laughing at this fucking thread.

Happy birthday @scoobdog!

This is where I come in to help my President on behalf of the secret service.

This is grounds for impeachment, but we can work on improving your stature with better ideals so that I may continue supporting Uncle Sam’s greatest Ghostrek most comfortably.

I know Ghostrek and I am deeply sorry for yet another error of mine. I’m just really enthusiastic about you taking what you know about this old country and paving our streets both in gold and great prosperity.

This makes me all the more delighted, my friend. Although in either case, I want you to be careful with any authoritative role of your choosing. Don’t be absorbed by money and power, and remember those at home supporting your impeccable efforts to this nation.

The truth is that I trust your word more than the boys in blue, and I think you have what it takes to keep these streets safe.

I agree Ghostrek and I’m deeply sorry about this.

Just use your dick like a jungle vine and grapple your way to her bedroom window.

I really don’t wanna say Florida because I’ve seen enough crack addicts in the shithole I’m at right now. But if I got to live in one of those condos you go to on vacation then that’d be pretty sweet. That’d be a shit ton of money and would possibly put me more at risk depending on the story, but I’d rather die having fun.

Ghostrek, my most dearly beloved friend... I’ll be sending you some more Pizza Hut pizza for you to enjoy. Just to put my dear friend in a better state of mind.

This is disappointing, but to each their own. Have a good Saturday, my friend.

Ghostrek, my dearest friend and most humble confrère. It’s important that you must hold onto your clothing attire, so that your brutish enemies do not catch you rather indecent. I hope this warning finds you well. BUENOS NOCHES, MY DEAR FRIEND

I’d really like for the ASMB ranks to stay but if they can’t then no harm done.

You are always most welcome, beloved Ghostrek. I’m going to wish you the most extravagant Thursday night, and not only that, but continue my eternal hopes and dreams that you only have the best days and nights of your entire life moving forward. Ghostrek, your happiness of the world is truly bliss and must continue. Sleep tight, my dear friend.