[classic swim]

Jesus Christ, TV is so dead.

I try not to think about how many of them are “grown” and were born in ‘05-‘08. Like you should still be a fucking cashew.

Half of my lottery numbers made the winning ticket and I just feel like my organs should fail. Just make me lose horrifically. Add a fucking triangle to that roster, stop making me close by threads.

Thread lock countdown!

Shoreside Vale bridge bell sure is giving me a fucking headache. Pretty sure I shouldn’t be hearing that chiming when I’m not even on the fucking bridge and am just going around Staunton Island.

Another thing about the shittiter, unwatchabler shows on their channel lately is that they pump out as many episodes onto a time slot as conceivably possible. Where as the shows with a vague sense of notoriety and purpose have to have 20-21 episodes sprinkled around in such a sloggish way so it can last an entire football season or whatever.

I mean those shows are also 100% going to be canned soon, just a matter of when. The network would’ve done it minutes ago if everyone didn’t catch up on their shit. FOX as an entertainment channel is like a mob front.

FOX doesn’t even want the show anymore and has been intentionally undercutting it until they’ll eventually stop airing it permanently. This took so long to happen that I don’t really give a shit either way, but it’d be at least cool if they became the home for new episode premieres.

Have you ever had orangutan cookies?

It’s like drowning in Purgatory. Quarter of the century less than a month away and it’s a big fucking nothing.

The one where they have you smash peanuts on the floor.

Happy Thanksgiving, ghostrek!

What do you expect? His dad made him pull down his pants and devour the whole gearshift with his butthole when they got in the car together.

When there’s a 400% tax on meat thanks to PETA and I have to go take matters in my own hands.

“I’m a complete fucking mental midget, but no one says any of the tarded shit I say so I must REALLY be going against the grain!” - Person who’s afraid of gearshifts.

Don’t know how much longer I’ll keep going but I’m thankful for bridges being burned and shitty people I never needed being out of my life permanently.

@smiradenius

I’d see things from your perspective but my dad never stuck his dick far up my ass.