[classic swim]

Packie: Nicely done, Niko. We fucking got ‘em.

- Ladies Half Price (cont...) • 2008 Luis & Gay Tony got away from Bulgarin’s guys barely at the nick of time. Normal girls in this situation would be relieved, or even traumatized. Gracie just wanted her kidnappers dead. A true Ancelotti.

- Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend. • 2008 Chaos ensues at the Charge Island water plant. Niko & Packie pick off an obscene amount of Bulgarin henchmen, with the hopes of grabbing the diamonds lost in the line of fire.

Niko: I have never stolen anything from you, Mr. Bulgarin. Bulgarin: These men. The big f***’t and his Dominican bitch, they stole my diamonds. And you have been trying to rob the thieves. To rob me.

Gracie Ancelotti: Why didn’t you fucking kill them, you fucking nothing?

Ray Bulgarin: Niko Bellic. How is it that whenever something is stolen from me, you are not far away?

Niko: ...Let her go.

Niko: Sure. Show us the goods.

Luis: Oye. We put the ice in the middle. We walk back. Then, you send over the girl. We leave, and you pick up the stuff. Entiende?

Packie: She can’t speak, we got a gag in her mouth.

- Ladies Half Price. • 2008 Luis Lopez was forced to play along with Niko Bellic & Packie McReary if he wanted his Ancelotti problem temporarily resolved + the weight of having the diamonds off his shoulders.

Tony: Either we give them to the Russian, and Ancelotti kills us. Or we give them over to the kidnappers. Gracie lives, and we take our chances with the Russian. Luis: Alright, man. Sounds like you got everything figured out. Tony: I got nothing figured out. Half the city wants to kill me, but they'll be lucky if they can get a chance before I die of a heart attack! Luis: Easy, Tone.

Niko: Maybe Gracie ain't so different. You normally just shove so much coke up a girl's nose she may as well be tied up. Packie: You're in a mood, ain't ya Niko? Is it finally beginning to sink in that my sister's chastity belt don't come off? Niko: Fuck you. Packie: Fuck you! Gracie: *Fuck the both of you.*

Luis: Slow up, man. What have the diamonds got to do with Gracie? What the fuck have WE got to do with Gracie? Shouldn't her old man be handling this? Tony: Apparently, the kidnappers have asked for these rocks, and we aren't being given much of a choice about it. If you catch my meaning. Luis: Oh great. Angry mobsters, kidnappers, maniacs. Sounds like another fun day.

Packie: Gracie, watch your mouth. Niko is a good friend of mine. Don't say that about him. Gracie: *Fuck you.* Packie: Gracie, you're sweet. I know I'm too good for him, but sometimes a guy has got to hang out with lowlifes like Niko here. He's got his uses. Gracie: *I'll give you some fucking uses.* Packie: That's right! He is definitely a bad influence on me.

Packie: Niko, me and Gracie is waiting for you just off Frankfort Avenue in Northwood. Looks like our joyful time with her is coming to an end. Niko: That's a fucking tragedy. We should throw her a goodbye party. Packie: That's the plan. Hopefully someone might bring a big present for us to this shindig as well. Maybe a big bag of diamonds will help us get over the pain of losing her.

Gerry McReary: I don't think I'll be getting out anytime soon. Been a great laugh. Look after yourself.

Happy birthday Disco!