Lynnrael

happy 2nd bday! 🥳

those containers are like low tech security devices, they're impossible to open quietly

i mean, if it's possible for someone to be an alien and not know, then that's probably me. but like, if my people left me here, they better have a good fucking reason. this dystopia can't have been the only place to drop me

everyone knows you gotta sweeten the deal with the deeds to park place and boardwalk

orc girls are kinda hot tho

wait, they have elote Cheetos!? i need to try them asap!

i wanna play a cleric that treats their relationship with their deity like a warlock would a patron

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the beauty of second shift is that that's normal the downside of second shift is that it's not normal for anyone else

ah fuck, I'm eating hot Cheetos again. I'm so sorry future me, but they're so good

i deeply regret eating so many hot Cheetos last night. owie

when i worked in recycling we had a guy like that. everyone who worked this site came to knew the guy and hated him, but he and i got along pretty well. the cops were real familiar with him, and he was always getting into fights with our employees. eventually one of our employees got into a fight with him and stabbed him. he said he thought he was gonna die, and the guy who did it did go to jail for attempted murder. I'm glad he survived, though. just a kind of funny story that this reminded me of my ex's dad was like that, too. this guy was violent and mean, and a lot of people straight up hated him, but he really seemed to like me. not sure what it is with hardened criminals and the like that i get along with so well. my ex said i sounded like him when i talked about cops, so maybe it's about how we view authority. idk, but it's funny to me. maybe in a another life I'm a big time gangster. who knows lol

the guy at the gas station called me pops, because I still present as a guy, i guess, and because my id says I'm in my 30s. i found it hilarious, not because he misgendered me, but because I'm trying to understand how someone could look at my little baby face and think "pops". i could pass for early 20s so it just seems incredibly silly to me