DeadwingLazarus

Neither am I.

I took a nice dump earlier. May do it again later. IDK.

got damn that hot

And lo, a land otter walked by the penis-shaped helmet-wearing humans saying “praise science!” This was no ordinary land otter. It was the wise Otter, who knows an Otter doesn’t need to eat food off its belly. Then, the Time Child appeared, desperately searching for a Nintendo Wii, the very console for which he froze himself.

No. And no, I don't care either.

Not in my part of the country, no. Sorry. (Well, I take that back. We might have one or two around here, but they're exceedingly rare.)

This looks like fun.

Music to fall asleep to.

Just got Madden 22 MVP Edition for less than $14. Also, Madden 23 is out. No wonder Madden 22 was 84% off. (Oh, well. I'll take it.)

Congrats! Hope things last a very long time.

Ben Folds Five?

Aw, the Roomba just wanted to go streaking.

Yes, I agree.

How...unfortunate. >_>

No, she was given an IV. I'll see myself out.

Ah, nepotism at its finest.

Good for creating a glaze on ham as well.

I think he'd appreciate us losin' our minds, goin' all out, actin' a fool, and losin' our cool...up in here...up...in...here...in his memory. Yeah, I hate myself, too, for that.

He's just a rootin', tootin' Putin hater! (As he should be.)

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

I'm gonna have to say no.