DeadwingLazarus

I hated mowing the lawn when I was a teenager. (We had a push mower. Luckily, it had a motorized blade.) But as an adult with my own riding mower, I enjoy doing it.

Some people just aren’t meant to chase unicorns.

You might as well just move to Antarctica and freeze yourself down there. It's only gonna get worse, man.

Minne-SNOW-ta.

Sunflower seeds and how much I love them.

Though to be honest, that Wind Tunnel thing in Miroku’s hand was gonna suck him in anyway unless if he could get Naraku to reverse the curse.

You should write a book about it. I’m sure it would be a beatseller.

Dude, Sango was MINT!

I thought the guy Nablonsky was referring to was married? lol

Dude’s insecure as hell.

What I do know is the guy you thought I was sounds like a first-class loser. Makes me feel ashamed to be a Porcupine Tree fan.

I see that you do, too. And typing on your phone with one thumb is much harder than it looks. Please use two thumbs. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Oh, I get it now. You think that since this one guy you think I am likes Porcupine Tree and I have a Porcupine Tree name, that I’m the previous guy? lol I love funny stories.

I honestly have no earthly idea what you're on about.

Can someone fill me in? I’m new and I don’t know what’s going on.

Who?

Oh, darn. You found me out. Was it my punctuation?

Sounds like one of them is a wannabe borderline sociopath and the other is an actual borderline sociopath. As for which one is which, I'll let you decide.

I believe they call that “redacted” but what do I know?

And we kill him every time we munch and crunch on those delicious M&Ms. (And it could be any variety, really. I especially love the Peanut Butter M&Ms. They're like if Reece's Pieces and M&Ms had a baby...or something...I...guess. You know what I mean?)

Sir, your incessant, nonsensical ramblings are the highlight of my day. May the road rise to meet you, and may a bird of paradise fly up your nose.

Okay, Pantera.

What is reality? What is what? What is is?