Insipid

I dropped my car off tonight for the annual state inspection. I'm scared of the repairs

Joining the same club as fuggs this year. *kesgelspasm*

That's an awfully boomer thing to say.

They definitely won't be going for the same atmosphere as they once had. Times have changed. AS target demographic has always been college aged potheads.

Much of your musings invoke the expression, "why reinvent the wheel?"

Never can go wrong with biryani. I just had some tonight from an Indian restaurant suggested by my Pakistani coworker. Goddamn delicious.

I recently learned karen means lovely in Japanese. It's pronounced kah-ren, not kair-en though lol

I'm a seasonal part timer at JCPenney, and I price matched sales to Cyber Monday deals all throughout my shift. My coworker told me I wasn't supposed to do that. Oh well.

Started at 4:30am, off in a few minutes. 😭

Being a dual citizen, that way I never have to worry about becoming an American refugee.

Working 16 hours on Black Friday at two different jobs. Yay.

gaping turkey cloaca

black pussy

I just realized my entire life, I handed cash to others using two hands. I guess I do got some Japanese mannerisms in me after all.

So it's ok to make jokes about a white man's penis, but you mention anything about a certain black pussy. #shedidnothingwrong

I'm only recommending it because they're such prudes there. I got heavily downvoted when someone posted a pic of Mordin Solus falling down, and then I compared it to a pic in Danganronpa.

I dare you to post that it the regular Mass Effect subreddit.

I'm just fucking with you. Excellent job on the xenobiological genitalia.

Well I dunno then. At least you got a relationship experience since you've become trans now. It's a step up from the unrequited love you had for your doctor. Just think about the positives, accept that your time with Charlotte is now over, and move on. I know it's easier said than done, but it's best to avoid unnecessary heartache.

Does she show up late to the LGBTQ meetings though?

Maybe she just was never that into you. Also, I think you're a masochist, but whatever. I'll be civil.

Specify which. Salarians have cloaca, as evidenced by Mordin Solus once reminiscing about a colleague, calling him a cloaca. Also, I imagine some of them to have ovipositors instead. Asari probably don't have vagina, given their ability to "meld." Sounds like something that requires a bit of "protruding." Sounds like someone is an anthropocentric shitlord to me. Shame.