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Fortunately for you, I am a certified armchair gynecologist. I'll get my scalpel and speculum. Free of charge, since I believe in universal healthcare.

I bought a food scale and have been measuring many things I eat. Today, I measured one serving of cooked pasta (approximately 200 grams), which I always thought was so small. Well, it really wasn't that small. It honestly made me a bit happy.

Do you like wonton? Deciding between the two is always a hard choice for me when I eat Chinese.

Eh, hubbb knew what he was talking about.

I believe male sperm counts are lowering to the point where medical intervention will be needed for viable pregnancies of near future generations because of petrochemicals in food. So considering the GOP attitude towards universal healthcare, this plan isn't gonna work long-term. Oh well.

Got approved for a new apartment and my old friend referred me to an office job with a decent starting salary. I may finally be kissing shitty service jobs goodbye. Edit: not the same old friend as the post above it, to clarify.

wat the fuck this scam

gta4 is a vibe, probably now my favorite gta. I really hope gta6 goes hardcore vaporwave.

Figures you have a speech impediment.

All this talk of AI makes me want to reach out to my old friend who studied cognitive science at CMU. My God, was she such a crazy bitch the last time I talked to her though. Maybe she's helping AI development come along for humanity to finally meet its ultimate demise. Oh well.

Well?

Does it now? It also has the potential to create a divide between the rich and poor like nothing ever seen before.

I still remember in my kindergarten talent show, four kids chose to sing that song. 🙃 To add on, one boy chose to intentionally sing it horriblly. Most of us were pissed at him.

Sounds like busy people going about their business offends you . . . ?

Well? We're all adults here (I hope).

Yesterday, I had a cocktail called The Daphne at this nerdy bar. It was purple with an orange candy topping. Honestly, one of the best cocktails I ever had.

These are official terms used by the CDC. I am a current light drinker. I haven't had a heavy drinking day in years.

fuggs has liberated quite a few white men from going down this path.

oh shit i been hacked by the bots its not even ja-

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o mai goddo

I want to post a picture of Mother Africa™.