Insipid

country fried steak with stuffing

I inadvertently just saw nicocado avocado's asshole just now. I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

ehhhhhhhhhhhh . . . needs more Yoko Ono.

that when it snows my eyes become large and the light that you shine can't be seen?

in da butt

Remember when I used to invite you to the group discussions involving fugg's hooha?

My Indian coworker gave me chicken biryani I'll eat for dinner just now. I tried some and oh my God, it's so good, maybe the best biryani I ever had. This is the epitome of a spiced dish, and not just because it's burning my mouth. She left cardamom seeds, cloves, and cinnamon sticks in the rice. It just meshes perfectly together.

lol, we disagree again. That's one of the worst ways to eat fish, except for calamari. I think seafood generally tastes best grilled.

I tried messing around with them, and when I thought default would take me back to default . . . my eyes.

The point of the matter is that I'm watching the video for the cooking, not the life stories. You're most likely not gonna be watching that video to see a guy driving.

vagina

I respect Miley Cyrus much more than Taylor Swift. For one, I actually like some of her music. There is not a single Taylor Swift song I like.

I really hate the current trend of women talking about their life while cooking on youtube. Bitch, I do not care about your hoe woes. Tell me what the fuck you're doing with the cooking, or a relevant memory involving the food. Of course, I don't think I've yet to come across this phenomenon with male cooking tutorials.

@[classic swim] He wants to lip ghostrek's stockings.

I wouldn't be surprised if a side effect is permanent anhedonia in some people.

Ok, time for a more controversial one: I am content with rising home prices. This is disincentivizing people from starting families of their own, thus leading to perhaps one of the more humane ways of population decline. There are simply too many people in the world. There are finite resources and we must share this space with other animals. Obviously, mass murdering people is out of the question, and a government policy like China's one-child policy can lead to a horrible demographic demise. Just make starting a family too expensive. Voila.

I mean, I don't think Rockstar has had their main story games to be released buggy like that. I played GTA V the first day without any issues. Of course, it's now been ten years, and many triple A game companies have had dogshit releases in that time, but I still have faith in Rockstar.

I'm not surprised. This reminds me when I learned there a lot of people out there who don't look when they wipe their ass. And don't even get started on washing your hands after using the toilet. I think so lowly of people when I visit their homes and there is no handsoap to be found at any of the sinks. Plenty of nasty ass fuckers out there.

Cruel Summer by Bananarama. I knew this within a second, and I started cringing a second later because I'm tired of Hollywood milking the dead nostalgia tit. I actually like the song too, oddly enough.

I lost interest as soon as I heard Bananarama.

The numa numa guy has aged pretty badly.

As winter approaches, I am reminded of a quote from Moby Dick "To enjoy bodily warmth, some small part of you must be cold, for there is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself. If you flatter yourself that you are all over comfortable, and have been so a long time, then you cannot be said to be comfortable any more. For this reason a sleeping apartment should never be furnished with a fire, which is one of the luxurious discomforts of the rich. For the height of this sort of deliciousness is to have nothing but the blanket between you and your snugness and the cold of the outer air. Then there you lie like the one warm spark in the heart of an arctic crystal."