Insipid

Chicken biryani, raita, and samosa from my Pakistani friend's mother.

My sister's birthday is today. I usually focus more on the Hitler aspect than the weed with her. 🙃

You know, I masturbated so hard at the ending scenes of the season.

I most fondly remember that stupid bear, but it's not the earliest iteration I remember.

Uh, it's very easy to find obvious terminally online people on reddit with very shitty world views. It really hasn't changed much over the years, usership-wise. It is what you make of it.

ok, threeway with fuggs

A BMI below 25 is "normal," but the average American has a BMI of 29. Figured I'd start out with something controversial. 🙃

The new Fallout show is really good. Well, time to play New Vegas again for the millionth time.

No, these kind of semantics are boring.

Did they just assume how you use your genitals? 😱

Raising Cane's. I got the huge combo cause I've been in too severe of a calorie deficit the past few days.

I don't even have snapchat, but I guess Batman wants to be my friend. 🤷‍♂️

I really don't like how hostile America is to pedestrians in public design. It's one thing I miss about Japan; you can walk just about anywhere and no one will think you're a weirdo or broke or whatever.

very spicy Indian chicken curry. Why do I always do this to myself? 🥵🏃‍♂️‍➡️🚽 What the hell, I had the emoji running toward the toilet. The arrow looks stupid 🤬

Nothing. Hour 24 of a 36 hour fast. I like to torture myself. ☺️

Don't you live in the sticks? I guess there are quite a few cars out there with crappy paint jobs when I have the misfortune of having to venture out there.

No, they are called that in Japanese. maki means spiral. There are the Naruto whirlpools, which is where the anime and the food gets their name. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naruto_whirlpools

store bought fried chicken

Easily. I don't abuse substances and I do a lot of cardio. That's my secret, at least. 🤷‍♂️

Sigh, time to act like a zoomer. Oh ChatGPT, when were xennials born? ChatGPT: Xennials are typically considered to be born between the late 1970s and the early 1980s, spanning roughly from the late 1970s to the early 1980s. They are seen as a micro-generation between Generation X and Millennials, sharing characteristics of both.

Too coincidental to not post.

No, xennial is like 1977 to 1983.

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There is nothing quite like a long walk to clear the mind.