Insipid

More justifiable than Spanish Catholic torture devices.

I mean, virtual reality should be very promising in our golden years. So what if we're shitting ourselves in the background?

Oh please, stop it. Nutella is pretty good, but I can live without it. Plain ole peanut butter is so much better.

A 100 calorie fruit bar. I had too many calories earlier in the day. 😭

I suppose. Mormonism seems to be an excuse to practice polygamy, although ironically it seems to be one of the less harmful denominations of Christianity.

palak paneer and chicken tikka masala

I am so glad I focused on weight loss this year. I had quite a bad day yesterday unrelated to dieting, but thinking of my progress prevented me from falling into a bout of depression.

astronomy

I did something pretty petty today. Someone took my wet clothes out the washing machine and placed it on the dryer, which I was using. I was not late at all. I was waiting for my clothes to be done drying. They were too impatient. I unplugged the washing machine. Go fuck yourself. Of course, I then went to a different floor to dry my clothes, lol

He's just embarrassed they fucked and he knows his clone won't be able to keep it secret.

You should be like: got dam that hot. Let fuck.

I had gastritis last night from drinking, but I woke up with a relatively mild hangover. I just don't understand my tolerance with alcohol anymore. I think it's gonna be months before I drink again, and it will probably be without the intent to get drunk.

Raising Cane's and alcoholic slushies from the gas station. Getting shitfaced tonight. 🥴

I'll get banned if I say what I want to. 😐

You know, it's funny. The last post he made during the 20th anniversary answers this quandary.

Looks like you got your priorities straight. Her husband still wants to kill you, you know. 🤭

When Elliot was Ellen, I remember that user not caring much when Ellen came out as a lesbian. I think he's @Opium anyway.

Juno really is an all-time American classic, considering the main actress is now transgender, abortion rights are currently in jeopardy, and Michael Cera is Michael Cera.

My Japanese passport got renewed so quickly. Like, all I had to do was send in the documents and within a month, I got approved. I just have to go to the consulate in person and pick it up. Meanwhile, an American passport takes months ro receive. 🙄

Subway tuna sandwich loaded with veggies

Spongebob is now 25 years old. I seriously remember watching the very first episode when it aired.

V for Vagina

I hate that you just reminded me of Cenk's existence. 😥

Most people walk for leisure during the daytime. Plus, I'm walking through strip outlet parking lots and stuff. Not ideal, but I don't have to drive to get there, unlike the park, which is closed at night anyway.